Silver Tongue

Jun 13

happys-hall-of-horrible-things:

despazito:

artfortheages:

“Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.”

— P. T. Barnum

pegging clowns????

pegging hung clowns????

(via stemmmm)

I think te best part of TAZ is that hodgepodge the learning buddy is a more reoccurring villain and a bigger threat than the wonderland liches

[video]

mightynii:
“so!!! stoked!!! AAAAAAAAA
”

mightynii:

so!!! stoked!!! AAAAAAAAA

(via jadewares)

portaltwo:

sole survivor: oh back before the war my favourite singer was – well, you’ve probably never heard of him, his name was dean domino,

courier six:

image

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biggest-goldiest-fish:

hexglyphs:

jockgirlfriend:

hexglyphs:

*handwrites you a tender, homoerotic love letter*

*handwrites you a tender, homoerotic love letter*

*handwrites you a tender, homoerotic love letter*

*handwrites you a tender, homoerotic love letter*

*handwrites you a tender, homoerotic love l

w-why’d you stop

consumptive fever

Historian: they were a good friend

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justice-lesbian-streams:

dovabunny:

The single funniest thing I’ve seen in 2019 (sound on)

This is so funny? Why does it only have 500 notes I’m screaming I feel this Italian in my soul

(via nofacednerd)

fuer-die-katz:
“ classicmeevs:
“yeah baby :/
” ”

fuer-die-katz:

classicmeevs:

yeah baby :/

image

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prokopetz:

bobafloutist:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Concept: a D&D adventure where the party awakens in a dungeon with no memory of how they got there. The dungeon consists of a series of tunnels with perfectly circular cross-sections connecting large, brightly lit chambers with uneven floors. The air is dry and drafty, and the dark corners are populated by skittering robot-like imps that seem to be obsessed with stealing objects made of organic materials and running away with them; otherwise, there initially isn’t much in the way of threats.

After a series of increasingly strange misadventures, including several encounters with very confused demons, it transpires that the party has been damned to Hell by an evil lich’s spell, but due to an administrative mixup by the infernal bureaucracy, they’ve mistakenly been sent to Hell for gelatinous cubes.

@kyliafanfiction replied:

Gelatinous cubes have a hell to go to?

D&D’s default cosmology has lots of Hells.

Does the party run into any deeply miserable gelatinous cubes along the way?

Gelatinous cubes in Gelatinous Cube Hell have been granted sapience and the power of speech that they might more keenly appreciate the quality of their suffering. Every last one of them is voiced by the late Alan Rickman.

the biggest plot twist is that the party of adventurers were slimes all along

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