Silver Tongue

May 29

Why Looney Tunes: Back in Action is objectively the greatest film ever made

No-one ever talks about Looney Tunes: Back in Action and that’s a crime.
Because…
Okay, Brendan Fraser plays a stuntman.
…who hates working with Brendan Fraser.
His dad is Timothy Dalton, who plays an actor most well known for spy films.
…who turns out to actually be a real spy and hides spy shit behind a portrait of himself.
So father and son have to team up to stop an evil genius… played by a near-unrecognisable Steve Martin.
…whose henchman is WWE star Bill Goldberg.
By the way, Steve Martin is the head of the ACME corporation.
Yes, that ACME.
Oh, and among Martin’s underlings are Ron Perlman and Robert Picardo.
So anyway our heroes end up at Area Fifty TWO… which is run by Joan Cusack.
…and which houses all sorts of alien nasties, including…
TRIFFIDS
THIS ISLAND EARTH MUTANTS
ROBOT MONSTER
AND MOTHER FUCKING DALEKS
Plus the twins from Gremlins 2 play the WARNER BROTHERS
Shaggy and Scooby chastise Matthew Lillard over the live action Scooby Doo movie.
Porky Pig and Speedy Gonzales lament political correctness killing their careers.
Brendan Fraser gets to punch Brendan Fraser.
Fucking plus
Plus the whole time he’s accompanied by Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny, and the whole thing was directed by Joe Dante so you know that’s a perfect fit.
So in conclusion, please watch Looney Tunes: Back in Action. It will most likely change your life.

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akamxru:

akamxru:
cup a dert little worms babey!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ALREADY KNO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON

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appulsprite:

the gals

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jazzlasterboris:

mario collects his last star

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twiggystrash:

she

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freezyfoop:

A doodle of Gigi and Merri for Vinny’s M&L:SS stream !

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lolnoodle:

msmkcreates:
Can we normalize doing nothing, please?
I work with kids. These kids are at my program before and after school, and then some of them have sports/dance/music sometimes all of the above before they finally go home, eat dinner, and go to sleep. Then rinse and repeat everyday, and games and more classes on the weekend, etc.
I’m all for extracurriculars, but this turns into the teen who is not only in the school play, but they’re on the newspaper, the football team, and seven different clubs. In college they take double the courseloads, and then once they graduate…what?
They work themselves raw because they arent used to downtime. They’ve been told they can always be doing something, and they don’t know how to relax. This turns into the adult that has anxiety because there’s nothing left to clean, the adult that desperately wants to watch that TV show but can’t force themselves to sit long enough for it.
Then they turn into the moms and dads who spend all their free time ferrying their kids to extracurriculars.
Like, these kids don’t know what downtime is? I told a kid I did nothing last weekend, and he looked at me like I was crazy. He asked what I was doing this weekend and I said “Probably sleeping, mostly,” and he actually gasped. Then he rattled off a bunch of things I could do, to which I had to stop him.
“No, you don’t understand. I plan on sleeping. I’m booked.”
“But you could–”
“Nah. I’m just gonna rest.”
It was as if I had said a bad word or something. I asked what he does when he gets sick, and he says he goes to practice anyway. I asked him what he does if he doesn’t feel like going, and he said he goes anyway. I asked when he takes time to rest, and he said when he sleeps at night.
Bring back lazy Sundays. Bring back Saturday morning cartoons. Bring back the idea of relaxing and soaking in your day before moving into the next thing. Bring back the right to breathe, the right to rest.
Bring back mental health days, and taking a break. Bring back taking a walk or watching a show or setting a timer to remind yourself to stop cleaning and relax.
If you’re running at 100% all the time with no time to recharge, then your battery is going to die spectacularly, and probably at the worst possible time.
Mood

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captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:
captainsnoop:
captainsnoop:
why does david cage think that 20 years in the future, paper will be replaced with disposable ipads
like, legitimately, that’s what the game is depicting. all of the crack addict’s mail is ipads. his bills are ipads. his sports magazines are ipads. everything is a touchscreen ipad because evidently cage believes that 20 years in the future we’ll stop using paper and we’ll just be fucking mailing paper-thin single-purpose ipads instead
david cage doesn’t fucking know what emails are i’m losing my goddamn mind here
david cage legitimately thinks we’ll start mailing ipads instead of using paper mail or fucking emails 20 years in the future
i’m in fucking awe here
it’s been less than an hour and david cage has already displayed such blinding idiocy in his worldbuilding that i’m at a loss for words
he thinks we’ll physically mail ipads to eachother for bills instead of using paper or using normal email
i keep restating this fact hoping that it’ll baffle me less the more i repeat it but it keeps hitting me as hard as it did the first time every time i say it
he think we’ll stop using paper and emails and will instead physically use snail mail to ship ipads to each other for mundane things like bills and job applications.
i just. i feel like my grip on reality is slipping, here. this can’t be real. a man this blindingly stupid can’t be this influential in the tech industry. he just can’t. there’s no way someone this stupid is considered a talent by Sony. Sony buries sexual harassment allegations on this man’s behalf because they think he’s important enough to protect. i’m at a loss. this is so awful.

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lolnoodle:

msmkcreates:
Can we normalize doing nothing, please?
I work with kids. These kids are at my program before and after school, and then some of them have sports/dance/music sometimes all of the above before they finally go home, eat dinner, and go to sleep. Then rinse and repeat everyday, and games and more classes on the weekend, etc.
I’m all for extracurriculars, but this turns into the teen who is not only in the school play, but they’re on the newspaper, the football team, and seven different clubs. In college they take double the courseloads, and then once they graduate…what?
They work themselves raw because they arent used to downtime. They’ve been told they can always be doing something, and they don’t know how to relax. This turns into the adult that has anxiety because there’s nothing left to clean, the adult that desperately wants to watch that TV show but can’t force themselves to sit long enough for it.
Then they turn into the moms and dads who spend all their free time ferrying their kids to extracurriculars.
Like, these kids don’t know what downtime is? I told a kid I did nothing last weekend, and he looked at me like I was crazy. He asked what I was doing this weekend and I said “Probably sleeping, mostly,” and he actually gasped. Then he rattled off a bunch of things I could do, to which I had to stop him.
“No, you don’t understand. I plan on sleeping. I’m booked.”
“But you could–”
“Nah. I’m just gonna rest.”
It was as if I had said a bad word or something. I asked what he does when he gets sick, and he says he goes to practice anyway. I asked him what he does if he doesn’t feel like going, and he said he goes anyway. I asked when he takes time to rest, and he said when he sleeps at night.
Bring back lazy Sundays. Bring back Saturday morning cartoons. Bring back the idea of relaxing and soaking in your day before moving into the next thing. Bring back the right to breathe, the right to rest.
Bring back mental health days, and taking a break. Bring back taking a walk or watching a show or setting a timer to remind yourself to stop cleaning and relax.
If you’re running at 100% all the time with no time to recharge, then your battery is going to die spectacularly, and probably at the worst possible time.
Mood

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wholesomethanos:

Remember when Thanos got cockblocked by Deadpool?

cockblocked implies that he even had a chance in the first place

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