Silver Tongue

May 29

acoolguy:

acoolguy:

you know for guys who always complain about women not wanting to be around them, gamers really hate to see women in or near their precious video games

gamer: god i wish a girl would talk to me

gamer after noticing a girl joined his team chat: what things can i yell to make her leave as quickly as possible?

(via demon-space-boi)

feminismisahatemovement:
“That took a good thirty seconds longer than it should have
”

feminismisahatemovement:

That took a good thirty seconds longer than it should have

(via vampywe)

hostilemuppet:

hostilemuppet:

imagine miiverse for sburb

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I like this because since rose is his server host, it implies she explicitely put it there to fuck with him and then taunted him about it. Which would make light players purposely blocking breath players paths with needless obstacles a universal constant

(via newbarrk)

hoppity-hop-scotch:
“@possessed-opossum
”

hoppity-hop-scotch:

@possessed-opossum

(Source: hilarioushumorfromouterspace, via vampywe)

[video]

fishbowltwo:

fishbowltwo:

concept: taako wearing tearaway pants over a skirt & dramatically tearing them off in combat situations to unlock his “full potential”

“roll for initiative”

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(via chefpyro)

Well this has gone completely fucking pear shaped.
a scene redraw of a moment in [S] Jade: Enter

Well this has gone completely fucking pear shaped.

a scene redraw of a moment in [S] Jade: Enter

noodle:

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(Source: noodlemoved, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

At the groceries store

dagetsparrow:

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

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(Source: batou, via wuffleton)