Silver Tongue

Jun 11

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chefpyro:

I’m on my deathbed. My grandchildren come to see me one last time. They bring their new Nintendo console, which can fly and projects holograms. Smash just got new DLC. A hologram of Crash Bandicoot fights Sonic and Mario on my bed. I stammer out a “fucking awesome” before I pass away, peaceful and contented. Crash is the last thing I see.

I always assumed you were gonna cryogenically freeze yourself until it happens

transgirlsusie:

The lineup

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orochislayer:

ao3tagoftheday:

The Ao3 Tag of the Day is: Genitalia that makes it its goal to anger people on the internet

oh no, that’s… not quite the kind of troll they’re talking about… trust me

I mean, in a way it can also mean what op said if you remember the original plan

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millennial-review:

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kokir-i:

NINTENDO SAID FUCK BRIDGES

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