Silver Tongue

May 28

draconym:

Me: Now we’re going to end the nature talk with a very big snake– *opens bag to reveal a large ball python*

Thirty kindergartners: *screaming with excitement*

Me: Yes she is very big, does anyone know where ball pythons are from?

Kid: The woods!!

Me: Yes, they do like the woods where they’re from. It’s a very big continent. Who knows what continent you find them on?

Another kid: The sun!!

Me: That’s … in space, so no

Yet another kid: Earth!!!

Me: Yes … that’s definitely the planet they and we are on! The snake is from the same place giraffes and lions are from …

Several kids: The zoo!!!!

Me: A continent is–

Teacher, deadpan: It’s where Wakanda is

All thirty kindergartners: AFRICA

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true-elder-scrolls-lore:
“Drake, where’s the dragon claw?
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true-elder-scrolls-lore:

Drake, where’s the dragon claw?

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cvberdemon:

sometimesboffosometimesnot:

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Once again this whole blog has been brought to you by 

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SAND!

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It’s EVERYWHERE!

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Get used to it!

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colossalfauna:

frantastically:

the kids go to a con on earth c and rose jade and john all go dressed as dave. dave is dressed as dirk. dirk is also dressed as dave.

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lornacrowley:

 the most underrated monster factory moment, in my opinion, was in the oblivion video when griffin kills a prison guard, changes the corpse’s name to “bookshelf”, and puts a book on top of him, without saying anything at all

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thepizzaobsessedgeek:

just-shower-thoughts:

Deadpool could save hundreds of lives through organ transplants.

He has cancer in his whole body so no

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sevi007:

jembers:

pinkmarco:

*In the middle of the big alien battle*

Erik Killmonger: [ Naruto running on the battlefield absolutely thriving]

Peter Parker, fellow anime enthusiast: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god this is the best thing ever [proceeds to join him]

Drax, thinking it’s some sort of attack formation: [also joins]

Mantis would probably follow suit if Drax does it (which, let’s be honest - he would. He absolutely would)

Thor, not wanting to miss out on the party, joins in

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legendarydragongoldedition:
“this image barely survived the shift between dimensions
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legendarydragongoldedition:

this image barely survived the shift between dimensions

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