Me: Now we’re going to end the nature talk with a very big snake– *opens bag to reveal a large ball python*
Thirty kindergartners: *screaming with excitement*
Me: Yes she is very big, does anyone know where ball pythons are from?
Kid: The woods!!
Me: Yes, they do like the woods where they’re from. It’s a very big continent. Who knows what continent you find them on?
Another kid: The sun!!
Me: That’s … in space, so no
Yet another kid: Earth!!!
Me: Yes … that’s definitely the planet they and we are on! The snake is from the same place giraffes and lions are from …
Several kids: The zoo!!!!
Me: A continent is–
Teacher, deadpan: It’s where Wakanda is
All thirty kindergartners: AFRICA
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Drake, where’s the dragon claw?
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Once again this whole blog has been brought to you by
SAND!
It’s EVERYWHERE!
Get used to it!
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the kids go to a con on earth c and rose jade and john all go dressed as dave. dave is dressed as dirk. dirk is also dressed as dave.
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the most underrated monster factory moment, in my opinion, was in the oblivion video when griffin kills a prison guard, changes the corpse’s name to “bookshelf”, and puts a book on top of him, without saying anything at all
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[video]
Deadpool could save hundreds of lives through organ transplants.
He has cancer in his whole body so no
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*In the middle of the big alien battle*
Erik Killmonger: [ Naruto running on the battlefield absolutely thriving]
Peter Parker, fellow anime enthusiast: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god this is the best thing ever [proceeds to join him]
Drax, thinking it’s some sort of attack formation: [also joins]
Mantis would probably follow suit if Drax does it (which, let’s be honest - he would. He absolutely would)
Thor, not wanting to miss out on the party, joins in
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this image barely survived the shift between dimensions
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