Silver Tongue

May 28

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When someone commissions you and the reference they send is better than your art

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-Hello Darkness and Mad World play at the same time-

D-Did you just call sound of silence “hello darkness”?

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thenoblepeanut:
“SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP.
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thenoblepeanut:

SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP.

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gorps:
“ unfunnysjw:
““They may advocate genocide, but at least they’re not rude.” (ancient centrist proverb)
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top-lil is the OP of the down with cis story
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gorps:

unfunnysjw:

“They may advocate genocide, but at least they’re not rude.” (ancient centrist proverb)

top-lil is the OP of the down with cis story

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onion-souls:

Tieflings, but they use their horns in ways analogous to real life goat and antelope behavior

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I’m using this

@trackalaka

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You: WHY IS THE SUN WEARING SUNGLASSES!? HE DOESNT NEED TO SHIELD HIS EYES FROM ANYTHING

me, a intellectual: The sun shoots lazers from his eyes like cyclopes and is protecting us from his terrible power.

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animatedamerican:

dog-of-ulthar:

the joker isn’t harley quinn’s love interest he’s her origin story

A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

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Originally posted by smooshywrites

@ajohnster 

yaaaas!

I WANT TO KNOW THE STORY BEHIND THIS. I HONESTLY THOUGHT THEY WERE LOVERS.

Okay, okay, so short version:


Joker seduced Harley while he was in Arkham and she was his psychologist. He did so by manipulating sessions to make him seem pitiable.

Harley broke Joker out. Joker was originally going to kill her then, but fans had latched onto Harley Quinn’s new look and she was a fan favorite (mind you as I recall, she was originally introduced in BTAS, and then transferred to the comics later). So she ended up surviving his first murder attempt.


He decided that although annoying she could still be useful (since she’s actually brilliant, and at this point somewhat codependent). This leads to a string of horrific abuses and murder attempts. Including (in the TV show alone) throwing her through a window that is at *least* three stories up, choking her, beating her with a hammer, threatening her with one of his gag guns (which, depending on the gun, may or may not kill her in various ways), and attempting to get hyenas to eat her.


In the comics, it includes starving her, chaining her to a wall in a sewer on top of corpses of “failed Harleys,” poisoning her, leaving her in burning buildings, pushing her into the line of police fire, gaslighting her basically every time he fails to kill her, and the list goes on. When she becomes pregnant with her and Joker’s kid, she leaves for nine months, to her sister’s place, and gives birth there. She doesn’t tell Joker about the kid (and goes out of her way to prevent Joker from finding out). She tells Canary that it’s because Mr. J would be too busy for a kid, but if you pay attention to Harley’s behavior throughout the comic, the clear subtext is “My kid would end up dead or worse if Joker knew about her.”


Additionally, post break up, she notes he was abusive, says it wasn’t love, it was manipulation, and frequently describes it as the worst part of her life.

I’m no expert but I remember one more thing… she said he never noticed she was gone for those 9 months.

THANK YOU FOR CLEARING THIS UP.

This is why couples are creepy as fuck for dressing up as Harley and the joker and why people are especially fucked up for thinking the relationship they had in suicide squad was “goals”

It shuld be mentioned that in teh animated series, one of the times she was thrown out the window by joker was because she successfully captured batman and was going to kill him but joker wanted to kill him on his terms, not hers

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spook-mutt:

Italian fursona

garlic knot

i should kill you where you stand

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Here There Be Gerblins, Chapter 1

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