This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this
KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?
Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend
where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?
fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.
oh my god this is hilarious
“guys, guys. I know this looks kinda gay, and i promise i have a good explanation for all this, but have you considered… that jesus… is also gay? checkmate, heteros.”
(mod: I have no idea tbh? maybe tumblr’s filtering system is being stupid, because there’s no tags that would be considered n/sfw and the blog isn’t flagged as n/sfw?? If any of you know how to fix it can you IM me with a link to it?)
it could depend on who it was reblogged by. Like if someone reblogs it from a blog marked nsfw, that instance would be considered nsfw
(mod: This blog is not a fetish blog, so please try not to be creepy in my inbox. It’s not a fat or pregnancy fetish blog. I don’t even know where people are getting these assumptions that this blog is for fetish purposes.)
