Uhh…where it says “looked” read “lopped”. lol This is based on the original tweet you see up there by Twitter user @Sal_Perez4 (see the original tweet here).
Another, similar thread by Jonathon Owen on the linguistics of this same excellent tweet.
Uhh…where it says “looked” read “lopped”. lol This is based on the original tweet you see up there by Twitter user @Sal_Perez4 (see the original tweet here).
Another, similar thread by Jonathon Owen on the linguistics of this same excellent tweet.
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Modest Medusa 847
ngl sometimes I shove my fists into plastic cups and pretend they’re hooves for a couple joy filled minutes. it’s really relaxing and I’d recommend it
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Sex is good and all but have you ever had your hairdresser scratch your scalp during a shampoo with the vigor of an embittered 17th century Puritan washerwoman? Perfection.
this was ghostwritten by charles boyle
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tbh? feel the rain on your skin. no one else can feel it for you! only YOU can let it in. no one else. NO ONE ELSE can speak the words on your lips.
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good thoughts: solar power
bad thoughts: Yzma (main character of Emperors New Groove fame) shouting PULL THE LEVER KRONK everytime I pass by a fire alarm
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