Silver Tongue

May 28

tazdelightful:

I think it’s funny how, when Angus was introduced in Rockport Ltd and Griffin described him as being dressed “fancy,” the fandom collectively went “Oh yeah, I know what that looks like!” and this was it:

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melonmemes:
“Hewwo😺☕
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melonmemes:

Hewwo😺☕

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wetwareproblem:

melusineloriginale:

brunhiddensmusings:

jeneelestrange:

incorrectdiscworldquotes:

tilthat:

TIL of the “Tiffany Problem”. Tiffany is a medieval name—short for Theophania—from the 12th century. Authors can’t use it in historical or fantasy fiction, however, because the name looks too modern. This is an example of how reality is sometimes too unrealistic.

via reddit.com

“Authors can’t use it in fantasy fiction, eh? We’ll see about that…”

–Terry Pratchett, probably

Try to implement anything but a conservative’s sixth grade education level of medieval or Victorian times and you will butt into this. all. the. time. 

There was a literaly fad in the 1890′s for nipple rings for all genders(and NO, it was NOT under the mistaken belief that it would help breastfeeding–there’s LOTS of doctors’ writing at the time telling people to STOP and that they thought it would ruin the breast’s ability to breastfeed well, etc). It was straight up because the Victorians were freaks, okay
Imagine trying to make a Victorian character with nipple rings. IMAGINE THE ACCUSATIONS OF GROSS HISTORICAL INACCURACY

people just really, REALLY have entrenched ideas of what people in the past were like

tell them the vikings were clean, had a complex democratic legal system, respected women, had freeform rap battles, and had child support payments? theyd call you a liar

tell them that chopsticks became popular in china during the bronze age because street food vendors were all the rage and they wanted to have disposable eating utensils? theyll say youre making that up

tell them native americans had a trade network stretching from canada to peru and built sacred mounds bigger then the pyramids of giza? you are some SJW twisting facts

ancient egypt had circular saws, debt cards, and eye surgery? are you high?

our misconception of medieval peasants being illiterate and living in poverty in one room mud huts being their own creation as part of a century long tax aversion scam? you stole that from the game of thrones reject bin

iron age india had stone telescopes, air conditioning, and the number 0 along with all ‘arabic’ numbers including algebra and calculus? i understand some of those words.

romans had accurate maps detailing vacation travel times along with a star rating for hotels along the way, fast food restaurants, swiss army knives, black soldiers in brittany, traded with china, and that soldiers wrote thank-you notes when their parents sent them underwear in the mail? but they thought the earth was flat!

ancient bronze age mesopotamia had pedantic complaints sent to merchants about crappy goods, comedic performances, and transgender/nobinary representation? what are you smoking?


Adding my personal favorite: people in medieval Europe took baths.

India had ways of processing iron for weatherproofing that we still can’t match 1600 years later.

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lalonde-lesbian:

pochowek:

that blonde fucker from full metal alchemist? missing a leg and an arm? constantly next to this huge dude with an obscured face? junkrat

op i will grind ur bones into paste and sell it to ur local supermarket

i cant believe junkrat preformed human transmutaiton

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atamajakki:

unicornfan:

catbountry:

yes-it-means-i-am-bread:

does anyone remember law4kids

like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW

i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself

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BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES

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AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING

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This one was always my favorite:

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please be careful with these, they’re antiques

i literally said “even the cop gets in trouble” like, yesterday

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bogleech:
“ yourscientistfriend:
“ ravibun:
“ darecrow:
“ We’ve found it
Snail Church
”
snurch
”
Take me to snurch
”
this is just how you summon me up through a portal but all I do is let you know what kind of snails they are that you assembled
”

bogleech:

yourscientistfriend:

ravibun:

darecrow:

We’ve found it
Snail Church

snurch

Take me to snurch

this is just how you summon me up through a portal but all I do is let you know what kind of snails they are that you assembled

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lemonlimebitcoin:
“It’s GAME OVER. >: /
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lemonlimebitcoin:

It’s GAME OVER. >: /

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therealsmokingleather:
“ thecringeandwincefactory:
“ tranarchist:
“”
Deported to where?
” ”

therealsmokingleather:

thecringeandwincefactory:

tranarchist:

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Deported to where?

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(Source: millennial-review, via chefpyro)