Silver Tongue

Jun 10

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dykenightwing:

Concept: Wooloo but make it cosmog

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kristenbellspenis:

dontbeanassbutt:

the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99:

transhumanist-viking:

heckshowerthoughts:

just-shower-thoughts:

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

I THOUGHT “THE COCONUT CRAB” WAS A FUCKING JOKE THAT COMMENTER MADE UP HOLY FUCK

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skarchomp:

i straight up don;t understand how bethesda is still around like imagine a butcher shop that only sold really shitty uncooked meat and they were open about how much their food sucked and everyone made jokes about how much their food sucked but they kept going back to buy the same moldy pork tenderloins over and over again and every time they were surprised that the food sucked

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uncle-cucky:

It’s her!!!!

sunsetwafflesblog:

lgbtqi-support-equality:

Children can be and often are non-cis and non-straight. These topics aren’t inherently NSFW or too “grown up” for kids.

Its people associating lgbtqia+ with sex thats making people think that its nsfw

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technicoloursunsetsky:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was joining random dating sites and i came across one called “Top Tier” which was apparently only for very rich people with high IQs. Only, there was no vetting process so i figured it was just for pompous assholes who thought they were top tier.

I signed up to see what it was like. The color scheme of the site was yellow on black. You had to select one of three options indicating if you were single or not. I don’t remember what the first two were, but the third one was, “you can go to hell,” which meant that for whichever reason, you weren’t interested in anyone. If you chose this option you couldn’t even search the site, so I backed up and chose a different option.

I found Uma Thurman on the site and jokingly sent her a date request, but she actually accepted and now I had a date with her set for tomorrow evening. I was in a panic because I didn’t want to date Uma Thurman. In the dream, she was known for being mean. I was still stressing about how I was gonna break this date, when I woke up.

again, I really need to read the usernames on this fucking site

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