Silver Tongue

May 27

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jakesisland:

dentula:

terrifictentacle:

skarchomp:

Someone: Why does Remoraid, a fish, evolve into Octillery, and octopus?

Pokemon nerd: In addition to both being based on projectile weapons (a gun and a cannon, respectively), Remoraid and Octillery are both based on aquatic animals with suction cups, thematically tying them together

Someone: Why does the skinny, snakelike Dragonair turn into Dragonite, a larger dragon with limbs?

Pokemon nerd: It’s based off a Korean legend about a serpentine creature that can become a true dragon over time.

Someone: Why does Exeggcute, six eggs, evolve into Exeggcutor, a palm tree with three coconuts?

Pokemon nerd:

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exeggcute turns into exeggutor because it aspired to be the best pokemon ever and it succeeded

I can’t find the original post, sadly, but I did find the images! Exeggcute aren’t eggs.. They’re seeds!

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EGG TREE

it was never a secret. they outright said that it wasnt eggs from the beginning

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zombie6queen6:
“Mama Mia!
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zombie6queen6:

Mama Mia!

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ryanphantom:

in case you guys have ever wondered what the best justin mcelory video is:

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faun-buns:

a wizard who can summon cats………………. a nekomancer

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spookyghostiesandthings:

derpomatic:

glumshoe:

semoka:

glumshoe:

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em

“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”

“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”

“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”

“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”

Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set.

Misdirection - “Get him, Lasereye!”
“Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”

They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen

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