TIL a Paralyzed Man Recently Walked After Having His Nose Cells Transplanted Into His Spinal Cord
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Call that a [JOKE PENDING]
Call that Nose Encounters of the Hurt Spine
well you could say he has the most runny nose.
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its been almost 2 years since overwatch came out and they still havent explained why hanzo and genji’s ults exist
i literally never needed to know why sniper spidey ladey is fucking blurple or why she has a skimpy ass outfit but these two dudes have entire fucking dragons come out of their arms and shit and there’s 0 explanation
Genji and hanzo have a competition going to see who can go without nutting the longest and at the 5 year mark they had stored up enough raw testicular energy to bring forth the dragons straight from the aether. since genji no longer has a real set of genitals he should have no dragon powers but since mercy keeps one of his balls alive in a jar he still has one and thus guaranteed to win the no nutt contest
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Minty is just cold spicy
Delete this
I mean I am a cold bitch
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Moira mispronounced Mei’s name and made her cry in one breath which is why literally none of her coworkers like her
Moira: “Dr. Wilson, when the other moon apes murdered everyone on horizon, did you get any interesting scientific data out of that?”
Winston: “did you just call me Wilson and ask me about my dead dad”
At overwatch HR there’s a form that just says “in the space below please tell us what Moira said”
to genji: So genin, how is it that you can create ethereal dragons? does it have to do with your chakras?
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People who make hades the bad guy and only unattractive god in a movie are cowards, its 2018, it’s time to grow up and blame zeus for everything
agreed. As far as gods go, hades, along with artemis and hestia are the only ones who havent done anything wrong.
zeus; has sirred several children and forced himself on many women which hera then blamed and took vengence on.
Hera: blames the women that zeus forces himself on. Also only cares about “perfect” families and threw her own son off the mountain because he was ugly.
posiden; got pissed that people liked olives more than his useless ass saltwater fountain and sent a storm on athens.
ares; started nearly every war except the trojan war.
eris; started the trojan war by pitting the godesses against each other because she was bored.
athena: turned a skilled seamstress into a spider for being better than her at the loom. also turned a woman that posiden forced himself on into a being so ugly that everyone who gazes upon her turns to stone.
Demeter; freezes the fucking world because her daughter got married and she doesnt want to accept that her daughter is a grown adult who can make her own choices.
Hermes; made pandora open the box
apollo; let some girl have future sight but nobody believed her because she broke up with him.
Hades gives people the opportunity to live again granted that they fulfill a simple requirement first like push a boulder up a hill or trust your wife that shes following you.wait sisyphus is stuck pushing that boulder forever lmaooooo he’s not living again
i guess you could say they were imagining him happy 😆
to be fair, the deal is that he can live again if he successfully rolls it to the top of the hill. he just hasnt made it to the top.
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i feel like theres at least one god tier terezi thats just chilling in a cave somewhere and totally being down with the mysterious seer cryptic bullshit.
~mod silver
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