the difference between ‘i’m 17’ and ‘i was born in 2002’ is night and day my dude bc if u tell me ‘i’m 17’ i’m fine but if u tell me you’re from 2002 then shouldn’t ya be wearing diapers rn
karkat losing his fucking balls on a plane stressing out because where are they keeping the yellow man controlling this fucking thing why are we all so calm dave please we have to save the fucking goldblood enslaved in this metal contraption Now how could we let this happen AGAIN this isn’t alternia this is earth c and this won’t happen again i
i just realized, having gold and rust fly the plane is a really good idea since if they start crashing, they can catch the plane with psionics and telekenesis
Other Zeldas: link… you’ve been chosen by the gods… depart on your fated quest with my blessing… I shall do all I can to aid you…….
Tetra: aight so we’re gonna shoot you at the enemy fortress with a catapult, go get em tiger
to be fair, hylia has never had a good idea
skyward sword: Im gonna launch a rock up into the sky and let it float for hundreds of years so that it can be dropped on the great evil. What? no why would i drop it myself?
OoT: Alright lets seal away the only one who can stop the apocalypse for 7 years. FUCK i just split the timeline by accident
WW: Lets shoot the hero out of a canon at the wall
