Silver Tongue

May 25

pukicho:

piisbetterthanpie:

pukicho:

I had a dream that Tumblr released a system on the site that’d give you points whenever someone reblogged or followed you and you could spend the points in a virtual shop that was owned by an ugly digital rat mascot. And you could buy different weapons and attack other blogs and destroy parts of their page.

If everyone bands together we could wipe pukichu out

Sorry bitch only setheverman is strong enough to kill me

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japhers:
“Goddess of Fate and the Raven Queen
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japhers:

Goddess of Fate and the Raven Queen

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daily-betas:
“ You don’t know how she does that. You’re never safe in this house.
~mod silver
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daily-betas:

You don’t know how she does that. You’re never safe in this house.

~mod silver 

patrickat:

booplesnootscookies:

the best part of infinity war was when bucky picked up rocket and spun around like a lethal carousel of war. looked like julie andrews dancing in the mountains. the hills are alive but bitch you ain’t.

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mia7437:
“this is one of those things that, if preserved akin to a shakespearean text, would need at least 2 lines worth of annotations to let the reader know tf is happening
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mia7437:

this is one of those things that, if preserved akin to a shakespearean text, would need at least 2 lines worth of annotations to let the reader know tf is happening

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pervocracy:

testblogdontupvote:

queenshulamit:

nihilsupernum:

the most beautiful thing in the world is when someone tries to use a slippery slope argument and you can just be like “actually yes, we want that too”

“same sex marriage will lead to poly marriage” FANTASTIC THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN I THOUGHT

Maybe you’ll get your free health care, but what comes next? Free food? Free shelter?? Free education???

Next thing you know, there’s a taco truck on every corner!

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justalilbobafettish:

In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

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crustybagelbites:

candyredterezii:

pomfpanda:

Chill Relaxing Clown Honks You Can Study To

@honl

@honl

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