I’m sure this idea’s been done before, but I wanted to take my own
crack at it. Wooloo is such a cute, innocuous looking pokemon, I thought
it’d be neat if it evolved into a monster. The name, Wooloover,
is a play on “wool-over”, as in to pull the wool over someone’s
eyes….mixed with the phrase “wolf in sheep’s clothing”. Wooloo evolves
via moonstone!
The other day I got a bug up my ass about lake Natron, because I’ve seen the photos of the calcified remains of animals that took a dip in the lake on accident, but I’ve only seen those photos in black and white. I’m sure you’ve seen them.
I thought, you know, calcified remains should be really interesting to see in color, so I tried to find some that had been taken by others, in color. It was not nearly as visual stunning, they were just white rotting remains, I won’t scar anyone by posting them.
But what caught my eye wasn’t the dead. It was the fucking lake.
It’s BLOOD fucking RED.
It’s super alkaline (deadly), blood fucking red (terrifying), and oh, it gets to be 106F/41C in the water. Red spirulina algae thrives here and provides food for the main denizen of the lake…. fucking lesserflamingos.
Look at their fucking mud nests!
You need to leave!! You have found flamingo Silent Hill!! What are you still doing here!! I’ll tell you!! They’re still doing there because literally the death lake protects them from predators, nothing big enough to be a threat to them gets across the lake to get them. There are millions of them living there safely.
What the fuck. what the FUCK nature. This is some of the most amazing shit you’ve ever pulled and hardly anyone knows about it. I’m on to you. I see your blood lake with your pink goth bird decorations. I see you.
So, I saw the new Godzilla movie a few days ago. And since then I’d been planning to draw something for it. With Ghidorah being my long time favorite Godizilla villain, I knew I had to do something with him specifically. After looking up various other pictures of Ghidorah for ideas, and such stuff, I finally ended up drawing this idea.
A perfect balance of extremely impressive and completely ridiculous.
Apple trees are DETERMINED. My parents planted a twig of an apple tree, and that first year it grew one apple. And the whole thing was bent over from the weight of it. It had one job and by God it was gonna do it.
The burned tower was once a breathtaking sight, built as a symbol of the friendship between people and Pokémon.
When the fire struck, all but three unknown Pokémon were able to escape the flames. They died amongst the tower’s debris, succumbing to the smoke and embers.
It was only after the fire was killed that the townspeople of Ecruteak City were able to grieve the charred, lost bodies of the deceased Pokémon.
They say that during that tragic moment of mourning was when the darkened sky was suddenly brought alight.
A mighty, bird-like beast appeared, their very presence seeming to clear the smoke from the sky. They cast their shadow upon Ecruteak City, the beast so large that they blocked out the sun like an eclipse. But their vibrant feathers reflected the sunlight like crystal prisms, and the burned tower was bathed in the light of the most beautiful rainbow.
No one can quite explain how Ho-Oh was able to give life to the deceased Pokémon. But Ho-Oh’s rainbow is mighty, and the Pokémon were imbued with this power. Whether it was some sort of legendary evolution, or simply the price of resurrection, may never be known.
What we do know, however, is that the light of Ho-Oh’s rainbow was so vibrant, so gorgeous, and so pure, even the three Pokémon who had perished within the flames reared their heads to gaze upon Ho-Oh.
All beheld Ho-Oh and the three Pokémon as they witnessed the ashes of the tower rise and breathe.
These three Pokémon were undoubtably powerful.
And although it was a gift Ho-Oh had given, it is common for us to fear the unknown.
The villagers did not welcome the resurrected Pokémon. They reacted out of fear, and violence ensued.
But the Pokémon did not fight back. They simply turned their backs and ran off into the wild.
They were not afraid of the villagers. They were ashamed.
Ashamed that the townsfolk mourned their deaths but threatened their lives.
Disappointed that the people of Ecruteak City had taken Ho-Oh’s gift so ignorantly, Ho-Oh took their leave as well. Thus marked the day that the race of man lost Ho-Oh’s respect.
Ho-Oh was never again seen by the eyes of man. According to the elders of Ecruteak, Ho-Oh will only appear once more to a trainer whose heart is gold and soul is silver, to a pure being who can redeem the people of Johto.
Perhaps one day, such a trainer will finally appear.
