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two bottoms chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they’re both bottoms
Is it because the jets are 5 feet apart?
you know what
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hey ohio followers.. I’m sorry
i just rode through your whole state in 4 hours and saw like 3 buildings
hey op where did you see the buildings
where are the buildings op
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film idea:
white girl with long brown hair is living in a dystopian society. she is different, though. she can punch things. she punches things and changes the world.Hmmm ever heard of Divergent? Think you need to read that before you reblog this stupid ass post again. Or even hunger games. There’s quite a lot more but I’m sleepy so I won’t go into detail.
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST RESPONSE TO THIS POST
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2007: “DONT TELL ANYONE ANYTHIG IDENTIFYING ABOUT U!!”
me in 2018: this is my exact address please send me money stuffed animals and food
if you reblog this post and aren’t in my DMs asking how you can send me money…shame on u
i just assume they know about your ko-fi
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Me: the only thing in this shack is a bench covered in dusty, uh, knicknacks. There’s some empty bottles, there’s a little chest, there’s -
Sorcerer: Is there a fidget spinner?
Me: No, there’s no -
Ranger: Is there a pop socket?
Me: No pop socket. There is a Bop It.
Sorcerer: I Bop It.
Me (laughing): okay, you start playing Bop it and get about three commands in before losing, and when you look up, you’ve actually teleported to a warehouse. There’s a figure in your periphery -
Sorcerer: No, I keep playing Bop It.
Me: Goddammit.
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