Silver Tongue

May 23

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freelance-honey-badger:

thatpettyblackgirl:

Overheard in a shop: 

Man: Didn’t want to disturb you when u were on the phone but u are in the US now. Speak English. 

Woman: Excuse me?

Man: If u want to speak Mexican, go back to Mexico. Here we speak English. 

Woman: I spoke Navajo. If u want to speak English, go back to England.

See what happens when you go out of your way to not mind your business

(Source: twitter.com, via scafe-dragon)

[video]

thepartyponies:

When you’re out with your dad and he just keeps talking to some random guy

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(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

elpatron-delmal:

s/o to everyone who is still tryin to heal from things that they don’t talk about

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thegarnet:

thegarnet:

remember when fyre fest happened like a year or so ago and there was this article where the attendees complained about how shitty it was but there was this one middle class dude who won a ticket through like a lottery or something and had the time of his life because rich people suffering is great. i hope y’all remember it is today’s mood

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god i AM josh.

(via chefpyro)

pissvortex:
“
CUNT WARS IS REAL???”

pissvortex:

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CUNT WARS IS REAL???

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sirobvious:

Avoid video games that use extrinsic motivation. A video game should at least mostly rely on intrinsic motivation, meaning that the playing of the game itself is the fun part, not the reward you get for playing the game. If you don’t enjoy the gameplay, but you want to earn lootboxes, you’ve fallen into the intentionally exploitative system operating within so many games nowadays, and you need to find another game, because you’re not having fun.

It doesn’t sound serious, but this kind of thing can make depression way worse if you’ve already got depression.

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

thegestianpoet:
“ kosmonin:
“ pregnantseinfeld:
“ ask-neoliberal-onceler:
“ readsettlers:
“imagine being a multi millionaire and still sadposting on twitter fndjrkdjjrrj what a loser
”
ASGHDHGHFJD
”
does elon got a ko-fi??? is he alright???
”
What a...

thegestianpoet:

kosmonin:

pregnantseinfeld:

ask-neoliberal-onceler:

readsettlers:

imagine being a multi millionaire and still sadposting on twitter fndjrkdjjrrj what a loser

ASGHDHGHFJD

does elon got a ko-fi??? is he alright???

What a dipshit

I FEEL LIKE IM LOSING MY MIND??? IMAGINE BUYING $5 OF TESLA STOCK BECAUSE YOU THINK IT’LL CHEER UP ELON MUSK!! HELL WORLD! 

(via dan-mcneely)