Silver Tongue

May 21

writing-prompt-s:

magus-of-the-will:

writing-prompt-s:

You have the power to heal others. You are a villain.

I am the American healthcare system

Omg

take a powerful psychic enemy as a prisoner of war and hook him up to a dangerous engine to use him as a battery to power your ship and extend his life well beyond what should be possible so you can go beyond the boundaries of the universe and extend your empire

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mister-christmas:

the-trashy-man:

flowury:

I have a question. Why are men like that

Nanomachines, son

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@noelfae

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Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

impuretale:

sinningsleepingandshitposting:

flotorshi:

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Neatly summarized as: people not knowing how to properly take care of cats

The episodes that don’t conform to this formula are also always the most interesting. These situations include:

1) I Didn’t Know My Cat Had PTSD and Has Gone Blind.

2) Your Cats Fight Because One of Them Doesn’t Know How to Speak Cat, and They’re Both Kinda Mad/Confused About It. 

3) Your Cat Sprays Everywhere? Get Them Fixed. Surprise Twist: They Were Fixed But It Was a Botched Operation.

4) We’re Going to Rescue 50+ Kittens, Take Them to Vegas, and Adopt Them All To Loving Homes.

5) This is Not a Cat. This is a Dog. 

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wordswithkittywitch:

Maybe I’m biased because I make my own clothes, but skirts are better than trousers because you can put bigger pockets in skirts. With trousers, you’re limited to the size of your leg but with skirts you can just fill it up and people will just assume you’re wearing a petticoat until they hear the crunch of the Dorito bags.

Just once I’d like the see an historical heroine be asked if it bothers her that she has to wear skirts and have say, “Not really. I couldn’t fit this in a waistcoat.” and just pull out a loaf of bread or something and start eating it right in front of the baffled male lead.

It would work great in the 1700s with those removable pockets, you could fit a couple of Italian loaves in there.

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pesky-plumbers:

oncelers-husband:

pesky-plumbers:

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please don’t do this to me right now nintendo

c’mon, how bad can it possibly be?

i hate both your url and your comment please never contact me again

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ebenrose:
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ebenrose:

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8hy:

sorry i can’t relate to mean people. i can understand not being openly friendly but how can you go out of your way to actively be so mean….on purpose….for fun….aren’t u exhausted …

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