Silver Tongue

May 21

clock-heart:

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pink surfer boy/beach bum rufioh for @rufioh-nitram-official​ cause i owe him my life

lusus bonus- two whole travel-sized dads to choose from: scubabull and tinkerfrogshark

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colescrow:
“Oh my god
”

colescrow:

Oh my god

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crazy-pages:

witchella:

real-retail-stories:

As a customer, i think treating retail/fast food workers like human beings should be mandatory in order to use the service. You’re a dick? Sorry, eat somewhere else. You like to scream at cashiers? Sorry, shop somewhere else. There’s no excuse to treat humans like trash just because you’re angry.

Back in the 70’s or so when they actually gave a shit about their workers, this was a thing.

See: Unions, Purpose Of

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matt-ruins-your-shit:
“ servals-dank-meme-machine:
“OI M8 YE GOTCHER KILLIN LOICENCE?!
”
007 #37 Bond Renews His License
”

matt-ruins-your-shit:

servals-dank-meme-machine:

OI M8 YE GOTCHER KILLIN LOICENCE?!

007 #37 Bond Renews His License 

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ 65-percent-puns:
“ dryeguy:
“ knightofsuperior:
“ dromoka:
“ ayradthelion:
“ piratebay-premium:
“ legionoftuna:
“ lawd-what-a-booty:
“ superflyingthing:
“ tokenduelist:
“ fauchereve:
“ tokenduelist:
“ puddingvampire:
“...

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

65-percent-puns:

dryeguy:

knightofsuperior:

dromoka:

ayradthelion:

piratebay-premium:

legionoftuna:

lawd-what-a-booty:

superflyingthing:

tokenduelist:

fauchereve:

tokenduelist:

puddingvampire:

brondeef:

inkerton-kun:

he cannot die. Unstoppable

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Bad dog. Out you go

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The Dog Will Stay

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Too bad.

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the dog stays

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WRONG

Trap Master can only be flipped during your turn or by the effect of another card. Since no card has been activated to trigger such an effect, Trap Master cannot be activated in response to Trap Stun.

THE DOG GOES.

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The effect of Prediction Princess Tarotrei can flip trap monster face up on the opponents turn. 


THE DOG STAYS

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Once we send that Prediction Princess Tarotrei to the graveyard, our trap sealing will stick around.

The dog goes. 

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Ritual Sealing does not negate, only destroy. Prediction Princess Tarotrei is destroyed, but its effect is still carried out.

THE DOG. STAYS.

I’m watching an online yu gi oh battle

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THE DOG GOES

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THE DOG STAYS

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^ this entire thread in a nutshell.

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THE DOG IS MINE.

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Originally posted by akaiftw

RETURN THE DOG

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my-little-ninja:

foxy-mulder:

cherry-mentat:

anonymoustypewriter:

allura-of-altea:

Inverted doki doki literature club where you think you’re playing a psychological horror game but it is slowly revealed to be an upbeat dating sim/visual novel

I thought I was playing silent hill but suddenly pyramid head asked me on a date.

Honestly nothing would make me happier than a big scary monster poping out from around a corner only to blush and offer me some of the snacks i mentioned liking in a previous level.

Guillermo I know it’s you

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“And I would have gotten away with with it if it wasn’t for you kinkshaming kids”

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ameklar asked: great job escaping the womb my dude!

silver-tongues-blog:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

Yeah it’s only something literally every human person does

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Name one human who has not previously inhabited a womb

macduff

wait i missread. john mulaney. He was never born, he just existed.

ameklar asked: great job escaping the womb my dude!

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

Yeah it’s only something literally every human person does

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Name one human who has not previously inhabited a womb

macduff

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