Silver Tongue

May 20

eriorns:

lil warmup before working on actual things (ps i love them so much omg)

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the-sarkai:

phenoniix:

ohgodhesloose:

phroyd:

Thank Your Local Republican!

Phroyd

Eat the rich

this is why old ppl never realize what they’re saying when they say “when i was your age i payed for my tuition all by myself” yeah well sorry susan my tuition is $35,000 a year and i make $7 an hour

Bring out the guillotine, eat the rich.

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bipolar-bubbeleh:

strikelikeahawk:

that was beautiful

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justsomeantifas:

justsomeantifas:

i’m so sick of news articles that look like this 

it builds itself up like OKAY WE FOUND THESE DEVASTATING RESULTS

and then you go in to look and you find it had a sample size of 40 

and then you’re like okay, what was the fantastic difference between these 40 people when sleeping with and without a dog

and the article is like

…so you get through it and you’re like you’re trying to tell me you think this is substantial in any capacity, this 40 sample size 3% difference ass bullshit??????????? you fucking shitforbrick bad at math fake ass science losers?

these scientists hate dogs

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dabneycoleperson:

elected officials think abandoning fire safety codes is a more reasonable solution to school shootings than gun control, so i guess satire is dead

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fizzityuck:

iraesid:

random-cluster-missile:

fizzityuck:

we’re all getting “older” but age is a relative thing. i’ve licked things that are 250 million years old. you’re not that old and you’re not worth licking. 

Clare this is by far the most terrifying post you have ever made

Is this person an archaeologist and referring to the “lick test” for fossils or does she go down on the old gods…?

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fuu-dog-treats:

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chongoblog:

drsupermonk:

chongoblog:

I hate this website because I heard “Thinking Out Loud” by Edward Sheeran and all I could think about was that one fucking video you know the one

Hey bud the hint only made me more confused

I’m so honored I get to share this with you

@kooksluv

no lie I’ve only ever heard this version of the song and when the actual Ed Sheeran song came on in a cafe I was in I FROZE UP IN HORROR

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babysaintheron:

kaylapocalypse:

marsincharge:

You know that episode of SpongeBob where Squidward is frontin’ like he has a five star, fine dining restaurant because of the competitiveness and sexual tension between him and Squilliam? And Patrick is like “May I take your hat,sir? May I take your hat, sir?” like a weenie?

That’s what customer service is frfr.

SpongeBob's understanding and portrayal of customer service was so accurate and advanced. But their portrayal of irritating and/or chaotic customers was also super advanced

you can see the impending inability to be satisfied in his eyes. hes smiling rn but not for long.

u can tell he’s dumb as hell, but also good natured. would bring an expired coupon to the register, but not fight you about it

self explanatory. look at her hair.

self-explanatory -basic baby boomer. always ready to fight, angry before she even gets in the store. tips one dollar. 

a well known causer of chaos. can’t control his emotions. does the sort of stuff you wind up using in “back when i was a waitress” stories that you’ll tell for the rest of your life. definitely the kind of customer that makes a mess in the bathroom. personality: an interesting mixture of the dumb fish and…

this fish who regularly causes riots. 

he’s a danger to everyone. 

so we just gon ignore “the sexual tension”? okay

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