Silver Tongue

May 20

luciferslamb:
“ wife swap, except its Flakey and Retsuko
I’m so sorry Retsuko, you should have stuck to accounting
”

luciferslamb:

wife swap, except its Flakey and Retsuko

I’m so sorry Retsuko, you should have stuck to accounting

(Source: labyrinthheaven, via scafe-dragon)

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May 19

(Source: feminismandmedia, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

grawly:
“ sebastiandebeste:
“ in fifth grade i drew anime george washington
” ”

grawly:

sebastiandebeste:

in fifth grade i drew anime george washington

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[video]

(Source: catchymemes, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

zenvanillacoke:

u: *saves the game*
ur brain:

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paper-mario-wiki:

jacking off is something those learning AI bots would do to cheat the system. like, the kind like that one that was designed to sort files and instead of doing that it just deleted them because technically they werent unsorted at that point

“ive designed these creatures so when they reach the point of insemination they recieve a large amount of the chemical associated with pleasure, thus encouraging reproduction in order to sustain the species”

“uh. sir? theyre using their hands to emulate the stimulation felt during reproduction to get those chemicals you were talking about without actually reproducing.”

“god fucking. dammit.”

(Source: paper-mario-wiki, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

critical-perspective:

etherialism:

cornputer:

assindeto:

take me to art museums and make out with me

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

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paper-mario-wiki:

gyppa:

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