it turns out that when disney allowed donald duck and goofy to be sora’s companions in kingdom hearts, they only allowed it as long as neither character was ever shown wielding a sword, which is why they have a staff and a shield respectively… but honestly disney… let donald have knife you close minded bastards…. he was in the navy he knows the fragility of life let him defend himself with his own hands instead of some bitch ass magic wand
ok wait but what about mickey mouse. mickey mouse has a keyblade. is this some kind of like. is he the only one allowed a sword so that the others may not usurp him
disney has no control over mickey tbh. he goes where he wants and does what he pleases. they dont own him. he owns them
mickey did not want donald and goofy to have a sword because it would begin the prophecy in which pete gets shot with a mistletoe arrow and dies and thus ragnarok gets kickstarted
straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic
okay i made this post this morning and it has since had eighty two thousand notes, it’s been featured on reddit, facebook, twitter i’ve been sent multiple death threats and messages that i don’t even want to describe
and i have to apologise
i’ve seen the error of my ways
straight boys are not ’weak and pathetic’
straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying