Silver Tongue

May 16

EB: doo, doo doo doo, doo-doo, doo doo
EB: cant touch this
EB: doo, doo doo doo, doo-doo, doo doo
EB: cant touch this
TT: stop
TT: hammerkind

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slab-o-meat:

slab-o-meat:
coworker that i don’t like was complaining that a venue was “demanding a bunch of bullshit” from him when he emailed about the job and when i asked what they were demanding he said they asked him. for a resume
i forgot to mention this man is in his 30s

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hustlerose:

hustlerose:
i have kin memories of drinking hot cocoa and getting fucked while watching polar express
update: turns out when you have kin memories of your own life they’re just called memories. sorry for the confusion!

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[video]

captainharmonysworld:

This is hilarious
Little cuties

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