Silver Tongue

May 16

wicked-ghoul:
Inspired by this interview between “Pearl” and @pearl-likes-pi : http://pearl-likes-pi.tumblr.com/post/171353617093/have-a-fun-clip-from-the-pearl-episode-of-the
Steven Universe © Rebecca Sugar
Art © @wicked-ghoul
YOOO I JUST SAW THIS WHY DOESNT TUMBLR NOTIFY ME FOR IMPORTANT THINGS

(via chefpyro)

Breda: Do you like her?
Havoc: She checks a lot of my boxes. She's a woman, she's got a face, she can go outside. I just wish there was a way I could know for sure that we were meant to be together. Like a sign.
Breda: A sign? Like what?
Havoc: Oh, you know, the usual. Like if we both got struck by lightning at the same time, or if an eagle landed on her hand and whispered my name.
Breda: Yeah, that's how you know it's real.

(via chefpyro)

(Source: unclefather, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

gryffinewt:

there’s nothing funnier than watching two cats stare at each other while one slowly raises their arm to strike for ABSOLUTEY NO REASON

(Source: newtgeiszler, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

catlips001:

ask-cloud-skipper:
catlips001:
catlips001:
5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and
Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said
you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies
Just like first grade

(via dies-first)

thedorktah:

ittlebittle:
dateamonster:
vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?
other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it
and they were tombmates…
Oh my god they were tombmates

(via robustquestioner)

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