Silver Tongue

May 14

this is the funniest thing I have ever seen someone say on roblox

Burst blogging is my preferred method. Reblog a thousand things in a minute and leave. Its like the opposite if queue-ing

(via mbulteau)

hashtagdion:

Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind shitposting followed by eight days of radio silence.

(Source: myboyfriendpetebuttigieg, via mbulteau)

filibusterfrog:

chaosorchestrator:
filibusterfrog:
engineer-pearl0:
filibusterfrog:
people who say they like “all kinds of music’ and then turn me down when i offer them a free cd of my, original, 7 hour long country-rap rock opera fusion are fake bitches,
I…

Okay I’ll bite, how did you get seven hours of music onto one CD?
its a really thick disk
But the limiting factor of data storage on a cd isnt thickness its the surface area of the underside of the disk
but if it was wider it wouldnt fit in my cd player??

Its not a cd, its the drum of a music box

(via filibusterfrog)

The guy running for Gov of Ok thinks any disabled person who can’t work should die

rhythmrender:

thewhaleridingvulcan:
thewhaleridingvulcan:
hookahpop:
thewhaleridingvulcan:
Please please please share! This is a legit account and this guy’s fb is linked from his site at http://chrisforgov.com/
He’s deleted all these comments! Don’t let him get away with this. Keep his name on blast and make people aware
OKAY ACTUALLY I WENT TO THIS GUYS FB PAGE AND HES TERRIBLE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. It honestly looks like a parody account but?? I don’t think it is?
It’s not. Locals say he regularly outs anyone who speaks up against him and pulls their entire background and then sues people. He also runs a company where he regularly sabotages other businesses. He’s a disgusting piece of trash
More from Chris
Soooooooooooooooooo

(via jestre)

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cobaltdays:

quisps:
deer are horse if they were twinks
why does this make sense,,.?,.????

(Source: newjerseyturnpike, via the-nerdy-reindeer)

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