Silver Tongue

May 13

toughlovemuse:

kinkstertime:

srahpls:

nudityandnerdery:

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

I’d just shrug and say, “Okay, thanks, Jod, I’ll keep that in mind.”

#THIS IS THE HILL I WILL DIE ON (x)

I WILL FACE JOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

I am CRYING.

(Source: twinsky, via adurot)

samspurpletoothbrush:

WHEN CHARACTERS WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED AND THEN PROCEED TO RIP OUT THEIR IVS

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

kropotkhristian:

Originally posted by exhaustedandtired

(via dan-mcneely)

pochowek:

pochowek:

This gets 10 notes and ill reveal a little controversy

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

garbageboy-stinkman:

The McElroys: *say the name of a celebrity*

Me, Laughing Through Tears: i have no fucking clue who that is

(Source: beauandarrow, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

Anonymous asked: May I request a mama clown?

uncle-fucky:

Shakes is a mama clown :> though she doesn’t really get too see her kids that much anymore sense she hadda leave her old circus. She misses them a whole bunch.

kramergate:

last year i went out to see the new IT and stopped at the grocery store to get candy first (sorry regal cinemas)

and i was making small talk with the cashier, oh what’re you doing? nothing much just going out for the new IT

and he’s like oh is that what the shirts for? and i realize i’m wearing a tee shirt with my own art on it of a clown. just whatever i grabbed out of the laundry. total accident. so i’m like haha no just a coincidence. then my phone starts going off and my ringtone is goofy clown honking

so that cashier 100% thinks im a complete weapons grade freak

(Source: beetledrink, via dan-mcneely)

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gaygothur:

gaygothur:

gaygothur:

(via epic-divorceman)

trilllizard666:

this is a weird cyberpunk future

(Source: conceptblogfromaconcepthuman, via dan-mcneely)