Silver Tongue

May 31

vaxildangilmore:

i love the fact that there are just some phrases that have transcended homestuck and are now just a part of ordinary internet slang.

like god tier? where did you think you got that from? your hubris will be your undoing

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vxlkyree:

vxlkyree:

vxlkyree:

honestly? keanu reeves should have been in the MCU by now

honestly keanu reeves should’ve been doctor strange

marvel wouldn’t even need to spend money on cgi because keanu reeves can just do that

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gavvinners:
“damb chemicalés……………..
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gavvinners:

damb chemicalés……………..

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keyforshort:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

Imagine if a couple figured out they were transgender around the same time and they just decided to switch names

“John, what…”

“No honey. You’re John.”

“Oh. Duh.”

“Yeah we’re going to John and Maria’s place later.”

“I thought they transitioned? Didn’t they change their names or something?”

“Yeah but they just switched names so they’re still John and Maria but Maria’s the short one now.”

👏MAKE👏THIS👏FILM👏

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banishedquasiroyal:

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its thwt time of the year

manicpeixesdreamgirl:
“kanaya maryam and her chaotic gfs
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manicpeixesdreamgirl:

kanaya maryam and her chaotic gfs

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fruity-hub-blog:

korean-against-capitalism:

fartgallery:

really though, if i was being attacked by a ghost i wouldnt even be scared. like whats it going to do? ghosts cant touch things. the worst thing it could do is stick its head in my stomach and then criticize me for how much macaroni is in there. as if my parents havent been doing that for 10 goddamn years

also they can’t kill me because i mean how fucking awkward would htat be?  I become a ghost and now i can kick their ghost ass fuckign piece of shit

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