i looked at a lot of UA files for reference but for some reason their formats are all a little different;; feel free to change things around! if you use it, it would be awesome if you could link back so people can get the template for themselves
Concept: horse girl movie where instead of having a horse that’s Damaged With A Heart Of Gold and a Sad Girl Who Needs It we have a horse who’s just batshit crazy who forges a grudging bond with the main character because she’s even batshit fucking crazier
Horse: *losing its fucking mind whinnying and charging the girl*
Girl: *whinnies right back, louder*
Horse:
Evil Rancher Guy: Mighty fine hawse you got theare, missy
Girl: BACK THE HELL OFF, YOU CAPITALIST BITCH
Evil Rancher Guy: Woah jesus sorry bout that have a good day ma’am
Rival rich bitch: your horse is so stupid and mad and dumb and should be sent to-
Girl: (tackles rival rich bitch) SHUT UP, THOT!
The Rich Bitch in this movie is a dude and the running gag is that she keeps kicking him in the nads and he keeps finding more and more convoluted ways to protect them and none of the ways Stop Her
the subtext of dio is so funny like hes never explicitly hilarious but he just lounges around his mansion fucking feeding and looking sexy just in case his grandnephew checks in on him and he has a pet falcon
one of his favorite butlers is a gamer who just plays video games in the cellar all day and his henchmen include an evil baby, orangutan, and man whos stand is the entire sun; remind you hes a fucking vampire. and the rest of his minions are just his polycule
He froze time, physically moved Polnareff to the bottom of the stairs, then went back to pose on his throne just to fuck with his head
to be fair, did you really expect Dio “I REJECT MY HUMANITY” Brando to NOT be dramatic and extra AF?