Silver Tongue

May 29

gallusrostromegalus:

glumshoe:

crankyteapot:

glumshoe:

The captain activated the viewscreen and drew in a sharp breath. “We’ve got company,” she said, voice dripping with sardonic enthusiasm.

“Company?” I asked, peering over her shoulder at the live footage of the tiniest goddamn spaceship I had ever seen.

“Emissaries,” she said. “From the clown homeworld.”

We watched with baited breath as hatch on the little spaceship opened and something began to emerge from inside with agonizing slowness. It was long, rounded, and black—at first I thought it was the domed head of some new xeno, but then I saw the laces.

“It’s a shoe!” I gasped, as the comedically oversized footwear toed the rocky surface of the moon with cartoonish trepidation, as though it were nervously testing the temperature of a swimming pool. “My god, if its foot alone is that big, how can—”

The captain shushed me and nodded at the viewscreen. “Just watch,” she said.

I watched. I could do nothing but gaps in stunned, horrified silence as not one, not two, not three or four or five, but forty clown emissaries emerged from that minuscule spaceship one by one and formed the least orderly ranks I had ever seen.

“This ought to be fun,” said the captain dryly.

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@glumshoe

help me

A small step for a clown but a Giant Footprint for all of Clown Kind.

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ren-sauce:

captainmarvelstan:

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Captain America is a war criminal, Winter soldier is an assassin and Hawkeye murdered people in endgame.

Men™️ on Twitter: How can Captain Marvel, a woman, twist a man’s hand who verbally abused her. She should be put in jail.

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this feels appropriate

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all they had to do was make a passing comment about homestuck because it works just like homestuck time travel where you create an offshoot where everything is fucked but the offshoots are necessary for the alpha to exist

all they had to do was make a passing comment about homestuck because it works just like homestuck time travel where you create an offshoot where everything is fucked but the offshoots are necessary for the alpha to exist

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chefpyro:

agitatingskeleton:

chefpyro:

What if there was a pokemon dating app tho…

Do your date the trainers, or…

You just date other people and you can select your favourite pokemon or something. I will NOT indulge you furries this day

its a compilation of all the mystery dungeon questions and matches you with someone who has similar answers

Problamatic show: Totally Spies!

silver-tongues-blog:

chefpyro:

mirai-sora:

chrisisjustalie:

yoshthethird:

firebreathingeli:

Discuss.

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Originally posted by ethelberty

This.

tumblr mobile won’t load but I bet it’s the fucking mirror lasers

With all the fetishes in this show. How did you quess mirror lasers

The mirror lasers are worse

Nobody has a fetish for the mirror lasers so there is no excuse for that bullshit

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gingerbbatch:

every night as i fumble to plug my phone into its charger i think of how bbc sherlock holmes would classify me as an alcoholic

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calladraws101:

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Swap

jockbi:

jockbi:

i feel like cis people assume if you’re trans you’re either gay or straight and that’s why you barely ever see positivity posts for trans bi people so here’s your daily reminder that we’re here and we’re great! bi trans women? amazing. bi trans men? amazing. nonbinary bi people? you guessed it, amazing!

the amount of thanks i’ve gotten in the tags for this simple post just further proves my point… support bi trans people!!!

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