Silver Tongue

Sep 11

I want the megacorp that is disney to die as much as the next guy, but before it does I want it to pump so much money into percy jackson that by the sheer power of disney media domination they actually replace hp’s cultural relevance with PJO in the global consciousness of important children’s book series and media

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adurot:

galaxa-13:
thetursithan:
A painstaking work !!
This went from “He’s making a truck!” to “He’s MAKING a TRUCK!!”
I love the sound of the chisel montages.

telltaletypist:

mackerel08:
reigen loses the tswag competition in the first round against vriska, god bless
his one weakness is megalovania

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crazy-brazilian:

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gotta-get-back-to-hatchetfield:

h0peless-necr0mantic:
gothish:
idk what 14 year old needs to hear this but that 18+ year old does not love you
idk what 18 year old needs to hear this but that 25+ year old does not love you
Idk what 25- year old needs to hear this but Leonardo Di Carprio does not love you

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theconcealedweapon:

whatbigotspost:
whatbigotspost:
whatbigotspost:
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If you don’t live in Texas it’s probably easy to forget that our state department of family and protective services is still under a directive from our fucking evil state officials to treat trans affirming parents as abusers.
It’s so vile. I have friends who work for other state departments who just told me at someone’s bday last weekend that TDFPS is a dumpster fire of horrific proportions.
Investigating parents of transgender youth has agency on ‘brink of collapse,’ staff warns
AUSTIN — Continuing to investigate the parents of transgender youth could put Texas’ child protection agency over the brink of collapse, a g
Dallas News
I was able to read it freely using a Firefox private browser, but just in case the paywall on that^ link is an obstacle for you, here’s another round up of what’s currently going on:

Greg Abbott’s anti-trans order has helped destroy Texas’ child abuse agency
Abbott's order to investigate trans-supportive families for "child abuse" was so bad that state employees were told never to discuss it in w
LGBTQ Nation
According to these dipshits, it’s okay to hit your kids, but supporting their transgender identity is child abuse.

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patt-off:

patt-off:
oh your pronouns are he/they?
well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”
making your pronouns technically 1/ty
>:)

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alchemist-jijo:

tevruden:
lloonlloon:
wayneradiotv:
unplaces:
250 Park St, Jacksonville, Florida.
that flag teleports you i’m dead certain someone go touch it
This building is completely gone! Unplaced itself from reality lol since we couldn’t get a picture in the location we got popsicles instead.
The building is gone but the staircase is still there
touching the flag teleported the entire building instead

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elfwreck:

beardedmrbean:
Rescued otter learning to get over it’s fear of water

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roach-works:

doorstoplord:
“Describe homestuck” is a weird question, because you can describe the overarching plot but not the weird branches it shoots off into
Like, “Homestuck is about a reality altering video game that comes about at the end of every world that, if beaten, allows the players to become gods of the next world. we follow four kids from our world who play it, the aliens from the previous game that made our world, and a ‘reboot’ game that comes about when ours fails.”
And then someone asks about how the fuck Betty Crocker plays into it and you don’t fucking know how to answer without a goddamn essay
giving someone a quick, offhand summation of homestuck like it didn’t consume at least three years of your life:
THEY ASK A FOLLOW-UP QUESTION:

After explaining the betty crocker thing you then have to explain how the incarnate of death is a petulant child from ultima online and its all downhill there

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