Silver Tongue

May 11

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prince-bergs:

downtroddendeity:

prince-bergs:

real talk why do so many fantasy universes think giant spiders are necessary

The sad part is there’s a decent chance a large proportion of them can be blamed on one spider.

The tarantula that bit JRR Tolkien as a child.

He swore he didn’t have a spider phobia and the experience had nothing to do with the man-eating giant spiders in The Hobbit, the even more giant and even more man-eating spider in Lord of the Rings, or the unholy eldritch spider from outside creation that plunged the world into darkness and made literal Satan scream like a little kid in the Silmarillion. Very few people believe him.

Given LotR’s influence in the fantasy genre, there is a high probability that tarantula is the progenitor of even more fictional spiders than Ungoliant was.

wow fuck that one tarantula

I just assume that because theres inherent magic in the world, it results in megafauna

(Source: i-say-spooky-you-say-scary, via newbarrk)

themadcapmathematician:

@everyone getting mad and claiming the crewniverse lied about rose not being pink diamond bc they released a vaguely-worded tweet…remember this:

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alwaysaslutforsausages:

alwaysaslutforsausages:

alwaysaslutforsausages:

alwaysaslutforsausages:

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this is what my friends tell me to draw at 3:30am

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i made it worse

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Maybe I made it better?

Haha never mind

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Enjoy my disgusting display of reckless disregard for anything sacred, embrace the profane (and profane accessories)

can we have boomhower to complete the set?

(via demon-space-boi)

rosalindfranklinsnotes:

deoxyrebornicleic:

ryukodragon:

dongstomper:

reblog if you would trust a dog with a sword to protect you

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Originally posted by dogjazz

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Originally posted by ichise

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fateseriespersonals:

Guys

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Human pet guy replied to my post

Not just any post mind you

This post


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This is the peak of my career. Nothing will ever top this. Ever

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clientsfromhell:

Today I shared three storyboards with a client that I’d created for a video project. I was very proud of the storyboards. They were funny, to the point, and clearly showed how we were thinking.

Client: I’m extremely disappointed. We wanted a video, but these are just pictures. They don’t even move.

(Source: clientsfromhell)

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