Silver Tongue

May 11

elodieunderglass:

millennial-review:

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ooh this is a good three sentences

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chefpyro:

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i love it when birth dates are listed like this cause it implies that the person was already 46 when they were born

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marauders4evr:

wackd:

questions-within-questions:

Bugs Bunny isn’t your conventional trickster god - he doesn’t steal or lie; rather he inflicts on us a societal hubris. He traps us in the rules, conventions and expectations we’ve made. Forcing us to go through the niceties of the barbershop or DMV at the times most inconvenient to us. If we didn’t have these rules - if it was twelve thousand years ago and all we had was a snare and a knife, Bugs would be nothing more than a mortal rabbit. But now we have built so much and he has become a god.  

bugs bunny would absolutely find SOMETHING about caveman society to exploit

Yeah there was a cartoon from 1959 about this exact topic. Bugs taught Elmer how to make a gun just so that Elmer could shoot himself:

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Awfully bold of OP to assume Bugs Bunny was ever mortal.

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hoppity-hop-scotch:
“ litaxpita:
“ moniquill:
“ bearhatalice:
“ necturusmaculosus:
“ busket:
“ stunningpicture:
“ Perfectly timed wedding photo
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so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right
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when will my reflection show
who i am
inside
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Nobody...

hoppity-hop-scotch:

litaxpita:

moniquill:

bearhatalice:

necturusmaculosus:

busket:

stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right

when will my reflection show

who i am

inside

Nobody suspects a thing

Ok sso I wanted to reply to this with a screencap of an erotic wereshark novel because I knew that one had to exist.

The problem I had wasn’t finding one.

It was finding that there are TOO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM.

The Shape of Water (2017)

@avafaidian

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mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

holy shit i have the best idea

my line of logic was “well if i put the sponge in the blender, when i turn it on the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me so i dont have to spend ages cleaning it”

thats not what happened though :•(

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May 10

carnistprivilege:

carnistprivilege:

carnistprivilege:

Capitalism is so insanely evil it’s honestly kind of impressive

“if you force companies to pay their staff more than starvation wages they’ll just fire people and then those people will starve even faster and that’s just how it is and there’s literally no way to change it or fix this serious problem of people starving”

“if you force landlords to maintain their properties instead of allowing the buildings to decay around their tenants then they will just charge higher rent which will price people out of housing and then they will be homeless, this is an incontrovertible fact and is both inevitable and a morally neutral phenomenon”

??????????

“helping people is bad, actually, and hurting them is objectively a good and positive thing 100% of the time, the world would be worse if nobody was suffering and dying for stupid, preventable reasons”

(Source: cowthropologist, via dan-mcneely)

i legit overheard this when i was in class

uusui:

thejazmyn:

uusui:

kakashi: (muffled voice) how do i save my file
teacher: what? i cant hear you
kakashi: (takes off mask) how do i save my file

Who is kakashi

kakashi from accounting class

(Source: kittynoct, via dan-mcneely)