Silver Tongue

May 27

[video]

theinfiknight:

theinfiknight:

rubykgrant:

theinfiknight:

prolificpencomics:

“helium”

We’re running out of helium?????

Helium is like the second most common element in our universe, but most of it is on THE SUN or just bleeding from our atmosphere into space, on Earth our helium is from the radioactive decay of uranium metals, it is often recovered from old mines, and we use helium for TONS of stuff all the time, plus we can’t really “manufacture” it

WAIT SO WE’RE ACTUALLY RUNNING OUT OF HELIUM WHAT THE FUCK

(via newbarrk)

millennial-review:

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cerayanay:

Most underrated joke in rvb is how the made Simmons donate body parts to an injured grif and then turn Simmons into part cyborg, instead of cutting out the middle man and giving grif cyborg parts

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drunk-winter:

charlesoberonn:

oolongearlgrey:

raisnutheraichu:

satsukitomoe:

kickloop:

okay hear me out

a magical girl anime

but with moms instead

I have a mighty need.

Plot Twist: the main villain is ALSO a mom

“A woman must be strong to protect that which she holds most dear…” 

What if their kids are best friends who go to the same school?

Imagine the PTA meetings

(via nofacednerd)

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johnnycashthighhighboots:

gaytohell:

johnnycashthighhighboots:

corybooker4pres:

shock:

gayreinhardt:

how do i get a sfw sasuke big enough to oblitherate my entire dashboard

why did they have to specify sfw

ITS A REFERENCE

Op this is genius send me a sfw sasuke so i can do the same

BRO NOT TO BE MEAN BUT HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY MISS HIM. SCROLL UP.

(via newbarrk)

bshenanigans:

tellmeayarn:

d-lightfulexcess:

This is the punkest thing I have ever seen in my whole life.

She is right, lying doesn’t count at the library.

Put that last line on my headstone

(via stemmmm)

probablybadrpgideas:

probablybadrpgideas:

As a vampire’s blood potency increases, this is represented in universe by them getting a progressively sillier voice.

Update: 

Oops I Referenced MBMBaM Again (part whatever of an ongoing series)

woman-respecter:

when theres internet drama but you can’t find a summary of everything thats going on so u have to piece it together from memes and tweets

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