Silver Tongue

May 27

snakegay:

me: [typing post that says ‘i just remembered i never beat off’]

me, internal: watch out! you say ‘beat off’ here to mean completing a playthrough of ‘off’, the 2008 rpg video game by mortis ghost. however, the phrase ‘beat off’ is also euphemism for masturbation! without context, it would appear you were talking about masturbating!

me: whoa….id better be more careful!

gigantic centipede above me: [dematerializes]

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

me encountering shinies

pkmnash:

(via bloodsbane)

The only example of a good kismesis relationship is glados and chell

probablybadrpgideas:

Your cleric’s focus is this fidget spinner

The Millennium Spinner

gothcostco:

just-shower-thoughts:

The phrase “dont objectify women” literally uses “women” as the object of the sentence.

(via stemmmm)

goblin-brew:

*sips tea*

Ah, delicious leaf juice

[video]

royalnugget42:

casfree:

So in episode one, R2 tells C3PO that he’s naked because his parts are showing.

And when 3PO is complete, he has wires and things showing at his midriff.

Conclusion: C3PO wears a crop top.

Good post op

(via demilypyro)

lemonykleonella:

~~She held the world upon a string
But she didn’t ever hold me
Spun the stars on her fingernails
But it never made her happy
Cause she couldn’t ever have me~~

Reblogs are appreciated!

(via homestuck-betakids)

olaria-olara:

I hope anime maids unionize

(via stemmmm)