gollums loincloth is like 2 inches of toilet paper and he’s hopping around like disneys quasimodo doing acrobatics and we as an audience are narrowly spared from seeing his peepee but you cannot you CANNOT argue that sam and frodo didnt see it at least once!! they didn’t want to but they didn’t have things like camera angles to save them they probably saw gollums swinging little meat sack a hundred times and both of them just decided to never ever mention it
did they decide to never ever mention it or are they talking about it constantly every time the camera cuts away? we the audience get to decide and that’s why i think fiction is so powerful
has been mistaken for gay seemingly A Lot and is not only very good natured about it, but make non-offensive jokes about it.
horse lose in a hospital
asked for his wife’s permission to make fun of her on stage
the whole what’s new pussycat sketch
doesn’t like pineapple on pizza but isn’t hateful towards people who do
married Adam Driver in a sketch and had a half-fish kid with him
he left it out in the version on netflix but in my city doing kid gorgeous he said he actually did write his college a check (I don’t remember how much)
“NOOOOO!!!!”
bought a stroller for Petunia (his dog) so that she could go on walks and be social despite being unable to breath by design
“🎵because we’re united airlines and life is a fucking nightmare🎵”
