Silver Tongue

May 10

spiderwing:

The only Tony Stark at Tokyo Comic-Con

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(Source: dailyhangover, via dan-mcneely)

• me: hey there buddy
• brain: We're not friends.
• me: can i maybe have the last four digits of my social security number please?
• brain: how about the entirety of "the internet is for porn" from avenue q, which you havent even listened to or thought about since middle school,
• brain: bitch?

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bluezirccn:

Steven Universe episodes are like

The Shattering: Greg breaks his favorite cup.

Steven’s Sandwich: White Diamond launches an attack on Earth

(Source: hotdogpeasant, via chefpyro)

thechronicchillpill:

“If youre not hiding anything youll let me look through this” is a gross manipulation tactic

You have every right to keep your stuff private, it is natural to not want people, no matter how close they are, going through your phone/papers/conversations/pictures.

Dont let them trick you into feeling bad because youre a human who wants privacy.

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daily-azurill:

Piffy?

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lemonlimebitcoin:

It’s GAME OVER. >: /

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