Silver Tongue

May 25

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afro-elf:
you all claim to hate imagine dragons but i know for a snapple fact that if i start playing radioactive y’all gon be breathing in the chemicals
same thing with nickelback and i can prove it, all i have to do is say “never made it as a wise man” and bam you’ll all be raspy butt rock vocalists

(via stemmmm)

catlips001:

catlips001:
bastardbat:
catlips001:
FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
I’m not missing it this year.

(via stemmmm)

helloitsbees:

lierdumoa:
furryanarchistsnufkin:
cherry–bullets:
furryanarchistsnufkin:
aveture:
shimmedmilk:
furryanarchistsnufkin:
shipping-is-life-1-0-1:
furryanarchistsnufkin:
skyheartstar13:
furryanarchistsnufkin:
furryanarchistsnufkin:
Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry
Like idk how to tell you this but н isnt h and и isnt n
It’s true and you should say it.
Я isnt R
Р isnt P
В isnt B
If you want to explain, what does it mean then? 0.0
н makes n sound,и makes ee sound, я makes ya sound, р makes r sound, в makes v sound
you mean, like, ня?
oh no. It can be made with Cyrillic now
ня
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE EXPLAINED
НЯ
I learned about Russian AND an obscure furry meme today.

I can’t believe the minecraft villagers were Russian furries all along

(via adurot)

blenderfullasarcasm:

midoriya pretends he doesn’t know who endeavor is whenever he’s asked questions about him by the press
“hey deku we know you’re a big hero fan but we never really hear you talk about the number one hero"
“i think you’re mistaken all might is all i talk about like sixty percent of the time"
“no no i mean endeavor"
“who is that he sounds like a dick"
it’s the first time deku has cursed on TV and the internet has a collective breakdown

(via demilypyro)

honeybaublebee:

How did we get the universe with both the funniest and the lamest dystopia.

(via newbarrk)

specialhex:

specialhex:
specialhex:
specialhex:
i think that theyres really a difference in how cis people use gender jokes and how trans people use them.
cis people make gender jokes like “haha I identify as a HELICOPTER” and it signifies that to them it’s ridiculous to believe that some people have different identities and navigate being nonbinary. it’s saying that they don’t respect us or they’re just ignorant.
when trans people make gender jokes like “my gender is hating high school teachers” it’s flipping the script, saying that they defiantly don't care about gender and don’t care what cis people think.
so when I see trans people rbing my gender jokes and adding onto it I am filled with love but when I see a cis person twisting it into hating nonbinary people I feel like clocking them in the face.
cis people can rb but pwease…no clownery.
GOD HOW DID YOU SAY IT SO ELOQUENTLY….

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

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hyperphixation:

this is the only relatable content everybody shut the fuck up

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)