Silver Tongue

May 25

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hurrriicaane:

*galaxy brains myself out of existence*

the gender neutral version of goth gf is partnoir

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Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

gedddylee:

teamvoorhees:

libertarirynn:

impuretale:

sinningsleepingandshitposting:

flotorshi:

Neatly summarized as: people not knowing how to properly take care of cats

The episodes that don’t conform to this formula are also always the most interesting. These situations include:

1) I Didn’t Know My Cat Had PTSD and Has Gone Blind.

2) Your Cats Fight Because One of Them Doesn’t Know How to Speak Cat, and They’re Both Kinda Mad/Confused About It. 

3) Your Cat Sprays Everywhere? Get Them Fixed. Surprise Twist: They Were Fixed But It Was a Botched Operation.

4) We’re Going to Rescue 50+ Kittens, Take Them to Vegas, and Adopt Them All To Loving Homes.

5) This is Not a Cat. This is a Dog. 

Hang on what was number five?

@libertarirynn   #5 was - 

THATS A DOG?

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dillyt:

urfavhatesterfs:

YOU hates terfs

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goblin-brew:

Give your human frends the gift of being a goblin by performing the ritual in the deepest part of the forest. Turn them green, feral & messy, with a good starting hoard of shinies, they’ll thank you later.

You will need:

• Swamp water
• Moss
• Thirteen frogs
• An extra shiny shiny
• Screems

Bathe the shiny is swamp water, rub with moss, let the frogs do their thing, screem on it and hide shiny in frend pocket.

They are goblim now

w o n d e r f u l

petite-pumpkin:

A long dream.

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chefpyro:

chefpyro:

lawful good: star trek

lawful neutral: star wars

lawful evil: doctor who

neutral good: futurama

true neutral: firefly

chaotic good: the orville

chaotic neutral: rick and morty

how did you read this post and think south park fit the category at play here

red dwarf is chaotic evil

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cuppykin:

When the McElroys are drawn like this I get happy

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travisvsworld:

tiktokarchive:

Is this what tik tok is really intended for!

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