Silver Tongue

May 09

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theshaofpride:
“ Meanwhile, on Emerald Dream
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theshaofpride:

Meanwhile, on Emerald Dream

(via chefpyro)

slimetony:
“ this is the reddit version of that cop who broke down crying when a teenage girl said something about homestuck to him
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slimetony:

this is the reddit version of that cop who broke down crying when a teenage girl said something about homestuck to him

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

why do people say homestuck is the longest running webcomic on the internet?

violasarecool:

meowrailsandthediamonds:

wwhatevver-ampora:

icclo:

secretwizard:

i mean there’s only three pages

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THIS JOKE IS HURTING ME

OH GOD.

I think you mean 2 and a half

no

(via newbarrk)

We have to stop acting like dogs are angels

just-call-me-ella:

Okay so here’s the thing. I love dogs. Dogs are amazing wonderful creatures. But we have to stop acting like dogs are perfect, or safe to be around every one and every thing.

I just watched a gif of a man walking his dog when they came upon kittens. The dog immediately lunged - only to have the mother cat barrel in and scare the dog off. I was furious, because the owner sat and watched as his dog lunged at a kitten - and had to be beaten off of it by its mother.

In the comments people were discussing it, saying “That dog just wanted to play! He wasn’t going to actually *hurt* the kitten!”

And I’d really like us to stop this. 

“He just wants to say hi,”

“he’s just trying to play”

are two phrases commonly said by people who do not understand their dogs behavior, and make excuses for them.

That dog did not want to play. When dogs want to play, they change their body language and start using different behavior - most obviously the play bow. They sniff first, and get introductions out of the way. If your dog lunges for something the moment they set its eyes on it - they do not want to play. Just imagine, if you were a kid who had never met someone before and they just straight up attacked you. That would be different from someone walking up and saying “hey, do you wanna play/wrestle?”

And here’s the thing. There’s nothing wrong with that dog, it just should not be allowed around animals smaller than it. Cats, hamsters, rabbits, hedgehogs, even toy breeds of dogs, I wouldn’t consider safe. And thats OK! You can have a perfectly happy life with your dog never harming any animals as long as you know this and make sure to pay attention. But if that dog harms a kitten or other small animal, I blame the owner, who should have known better.

We have to be responsible owners and know our dogs. And as people, we need to stop making excuses for other animals and instead do our best to make sure everyone in the situation is safe, not just the dog who “just wants to play” or “was just trying to say hi”, while barreling straight for something.

Just because you love your dog doesn’t mean its not aggressive in specific situations. Doesn’t mean its safe for all to be around. Doesn’t mean its incapable of fault. 

(via newbarrk)

kramergate:

laflenkenway:

kramergate:

creepsandcrawlers:

kramergate:

i randomly wandered into an art gallery with live music and a full cheese spread and im going ape

if u eat it the fey own u tho

that’s the fey’s problem

If you are saying that, you’ve clearly got more bravado than sense.

i don’t have either actually i just have an empty stomach and the ability to make my presence everyone’s problem

(Source: beetledrink, via rosexknight)

birdiethebibliophile:

I will never be over Episode 29 Lucretia. This episode has:

 - The 200 gold pieces in an ENVELOPE problem (“Okay, I - Damn. Dammit.”)

 - “Magnus, this is the nightmare scenario.”

 - “Hot diggity shit. That is a baller cookie.”

 - “Wow, no gifts from you guys to Magnus, huh? That’s a little awk-warrrrrrd.”

 - “you did WHAT”

 - “Listen. It’s Lucretia’s time.”

 - “We’re gonna have a nice long talk about eth- your - your fiery ass - when this one’s - over and out. Dammit. Dammit, I could’ve done way better there.”

 - “Yeah, that shit ain’t gon’ fly.”

 - “DAVENPORT, READ THE ROOM.”

(via bloodsbane)

iprayforangels:

cantanopeshitthatwastaken:

sareks:

glumshoe:

winds-and-stardust:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

do pajamas not exist in Star Trek Future

in the future you just wear your work clothes to sleep and that’s normal

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as far as ive been able to tell, pj’s do exist, but its a black undershirt an only evidenced in The Man Trap. naturally, Bones is the only one we see in such a state of indecency 

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Spock wears a lovely periwinkle blue robe over his Starfleet Issue Sexy Muscle Mockneck Pajama Shirt

This is sexy chest hair exposing robe Picard and horrid pink pajama Beverly Crusher erasure.

hot take: they dont sleep in work clothes, they WORK in PJs

In the future all clothes are so comfy you can sleep in them

(via newbarrk)