Silver Tongue

May 09

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mymagicgrandpa:
Paranormal magic and 90s, what more could you want?
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Still going with my theory that Spiderman is such an enduring character because he’s the one superhero that actually has to deal with financial problems.

mysharona1987:

mysharona1987:
I’ll never forgot watching that early morning Spiderman cartoon:
Peter Parker: “And, on top of everything, I have to figure out how to pay my rent on time.”
*Me* “Wait, this happens to superheroes!?! But they’re all meant to be rich and have endless resources and a fancy butler!”
The most relatable comic book moment ever.

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animedads:

people in Mt. Pyre: *crying because they miss their beloved pokemon*
me: *trying to be respectful and walk through without making noise or anything*
fucking guy in half a charizard fursuit stomping around this fucking graveyard running up to me: “HEY HEY YOU LET’S FIGHT”

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lesbiangoldblum:

straight people: Should You Even Enjoy Your Spouse’s Company?

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May 08

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vampiricyoshi:

neilnevins:
neilnevins:
Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply
“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”
(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)
I felt compelled

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