Al trying to negotiate his way out of every fight despite having one of the strongest characters
Ed starting every fight (even when he’s talking to unimportant NPCs who Hughes didn’t think to fucking bother giving stats to)
Greed trying to steal literally every item they come across
Ling somehow eating every scrap of food Hughes has in his house while playing
Mustang either gets 1s or 20s. It’s ridiculous
Hawkeye almost never gets bad rolls. It’s also ridiculous
Hughes: “i uh. That may not be the best course of acti-“
Everyone: “hold my beer”
Al trying to pet every wild animal and vaguely furry monster they come across
Ed pointing out all the scientific/logical flaws in the campaign when “it’s a FANTASY WORLD EDWARD you have to have a little SUSPENSION OF BELIEF”
Ling: “i jump off the roof, PARKOUR” “i leap out the window, PARKOUR” “i fall off the cliff, PARKOUR”
Hughes: “you walk into the tiny village”
Greed: “it’s my village now. I’m taking over”
Hughes: “y…you can’t just”
Greed: “i tell all the villagers to bow before me”
Ling seeing through all the plot twists Hughes tries to set up
Hawkeye’s severe, disappointed look whenever Hughes fucks the characters over that always results in bad luck for Hughes for the next few days (she swears she had nothing to do with his flat tires but heknows)
Ling and Ed keep fucking quoting vines
Ed: *gets hurt* “mothertrucker dude that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick”
Ling: *something bad happens* “hwhy? Hhhhhwhy? Hhhwhy? Hwhy? Hwhy?”
Hughes: “it is a very powerful stone-“
Ling: “What, you mean like a chaos emerald?”
Whenever Greed’s character switches to his Ultimate Shield form, he insists everyone pause the game while he plays an anime magical girl transformation song
one time Al switched it to the ‘form voltron’ song
and then someone made it the John Cena thing and no one knows who it was (it was Hawkeye)
Greed’s character keeps trying to use vicious mockery, except Greed’s insults usually boil down to ‘your mom’ jokes and an overusage of the words ‘pissant’ and ‘peon’
The gay agenda is coming out and 5 years later randomly getting put into a dnd group with your queer friends and becoming unexpectedly invested into the fantasy genre at the age of 22
Little round rocks of clear, polished glass, reading stones magnified anything underneath them. They were intended to help people with poor eyesight to read. Reading stone were invented in the 800s CE by Arab poet, and of course inventor, Abbas Ibn Firnas.
Little round rocks of clear, polished glass, reading stones magnified anything underneath them. They were intended to help people with poor eyesight to read. Reading stone were invented in the 800s CE by Arab poet, and of course inventor, Abbas Ibn Firnas.
i think one of the main reasons tf2 SFM/GMOD videos are so memorable is because the tf2 classes themselves (and the many cosmetics they’ve got) make them a perfect set of characters for most (if not all) settings
you can put them in the future, the past, the suburbs, or in the normal maps themselves, and more often than not, they’ll never look uncannily out of place
I rarely criticize my wife, but when I do, it’s spoken directly to her, in private, and with love.
I don’t speak negatively about my wife to other people. Not because she’s perfect (which is an impossible and unfair standard) but because she deserves a husband she can trust. To say anything about my wife that I wouldn’t say to her face, would be a betrayal of that trust.
I never want her to spend a single moment worrying about the way I talk about her when she’s not around.
A little louder
I RARELY CRITICIZE MY WIFE,
BUT WHEN I DO, IT’S SPOKEN DIRECTLY TO HER, IN PRIVATE, AND WITH LOVE.
I DON’T SPEAK NEGATIVELY
ABOUT MY WIFE TO OTHER PEOPLE. NOT BECAUSE SHE’S PERFECT (WHICH IS AN
IMPOSSIBLE AND UNFAIR STANDARD) BUT BECAUSE SHE DESERVES A HUSBAND SHE CAN
TRUST. TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY WIFE THAT I WOULDN’T SAY TO HER FACE, WOULD BE
A BETRAYAL OF THAT TRUST.
I NEVER WANT HER TO SPEND A
SINGLE MOMENT WORRYING ABOUT THE WAY I TALK ABOUT HER WHEN SHE’S NOT AROUND.
(is that loud enough?)
Yes. Thank you.
I see a lot of people on my dash complain about their significant other. Maybe they should show that person this post.
