Silver Tongue

May 08

venuselectrificata:
fall is not cute it is the season of death and ur sweater will not protect u. not even ur sweater paws.
jokes on you I love death and being dead and I will wear my sweater to the grave

I love death so much thanos is gonna have to kill the entire universe and make me immortal because he’s a whiny fuckboy incel who can’t accept that death isn’t into him

(via mbulteau)

retroactivebakeries:

venuselectrificata:
fall is not cute it is the season of death and ur sweater will not protect u. not even ur sweater paws.
jokes on you I love death and being dead and I will wear my sweater to the grave

(via mbulteau)

(Source: beyoncescock, via mbulteau)

(via chefpyro)

jitterbugjive:

nightmaretales:
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grimelords:

whoever wrote the wiki article about the circle game is fucking fuming

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bitchnojutsu:

grimascloaca:
Naruto: *starts a running sequence in the forest*
Me: OOO they’re about to explain something i could not infer with my own intelligence lets pay close attention
Kakashi, between 20 second long leaps from one branch to the next: *goes over their mission in painful detail*
Naruto, also defying gravity: What-? I dont understand ttebayo! What does that mean????
Sakura, suddenly getting serious: *explains what Kakashi just said only with more emotional depth*
Naruto, finally touching down on a branch: *frowns off into the distance* Sasuke….

(Source: elihec, via dies-first)

incorrectlozbotwquotes:

Zelda: *during the escape from the Guardians* Hey Link, what’s up?
Link: I’m sitting in a pool of blood.
Zelda: Is it… your blood?
Link: Yeah, I think so.
Zelda: Do you know where it’s coming from?
Link: Probably the stab wound.
Zelda: YOU’VE BEEN STABBED!
Link: Oh, yeah, definitely.

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weedbrownie:

everyone with fucking sense: hey plz legalize maryjuana and release the black people who are jailed over it
capitalistic hellscape: mmmmnooo kant dew that fdskhkjfh
everyone with fucking sense: uh why the fuck not?
capitalistic hellscape: hhrnnngngghhhh uhmmmm …. THE DOGS NEED JOBS CANT TAEK AWAY DOG JAWBS HecKin PUppER needS WeRK

(Source: left-reminders, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)