Silver Tongue

May 08

slytherinpokegirl:

Baby boomers: if we gay code all the cartoon villains the kids won’t want to be gay

Millennials: plot twist I’m gay for the villains now, your homophobia back fired and I’m extra gay for bad boys and goth witch ladies

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slytherinpokegirl:

Just saying but the negative aspects of capitalism is literally what is holding the world back from being sustainable. The only reason we don’t have safe drinking water, shelter, food, medicine, education, and clean energy for every person on this earth is because it wouldn’t be profitable for the 0.1% of the world’s population whose entire income is based solely around limiting those resources for lower class and impoverished people.

(via bloodsbane)

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targuzzler:

rcktpwr:

targuzzler:

youtube poop has been a part of my life for more than half of it at this point. youtube poop has been an influential force on me for longer than sesame street was

im gonna show my kids youtube poop to teach them important life lessons

me teaching vowels to my children one at a time

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(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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fleetwoodbrak:

fleetwoodbrak:

the first time i ever smoked weed was with like 5 other people under an overpass in pittsburgh and i just remembered how tiny the joint was and i’m like wondering now did we even get high at all. unrelated but also they found a body under that overpass like the day after we were there

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(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

outofcontextdnd:

““Inside the cave you find a secret animal.” “What does it look like?” “It’s a secret.””

— The first (and only) time my group let me dm

outofcontextdnd:

““Inside the cave you find a secret animal.” “What does it look like?” “It’s a secret.””

— The first (and only) time my group let me dm

fleetwoodbrak:

fleetwoodbrak:

the first time i ever smoked weed was with like 5 other people under an overpass in pittsburgh and i just remembered how tiny the joint was and i’m like wondering now did we even get high at all. unrelated but also they found a body under that overpass like the day after we were there

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(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)