Silver Tongue

May 08

Waste her time

thefunnymancometh:

give up your position as supreme overlord to accidentally spark a war that kills all of your friends except for a couple, then spend a lot of time more or less being a tease until eventually dying to produce a kid for some guy that happened to pop over your fence instead of spending eternity with her.

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madamoracle:

98% of the SU Fandom:

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The 2% who believed in that certain theory:

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dollygale:

steven: where’s your phone

pearl: idk i’m a Matryoshka doll of repressed emotions

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adurot:

i-hate-all-pedophiles:

asexualrikkibarnes:

transpeter:

read-me-loud-and-queer:

transpeter:

could thanos just like..,… calm down?? why he wanna be ruler of the universe anyway,, universe ain’t done nothing cool?? wanna know what is cool?? lazer tag,,, why can’t he just calm down..,,,… buy a lazer tag place and earn a steady income w the lazers….. ?

we can’t get the actual reason in the movie, because fox owns Deadpool, but the entire infinity war is because Thanos is in love with Death, who’s in love with Deadpool, so Thanos wants to destroy the universe and kill as many people as possible to win Death’s heart. we’ve been robbed some QUALITY interactions since Deadpool isn’t in this movie and they probs won’t include Death.

ah so basically thanos is an entitled fuckboy that was turned down and went on a killing spree bc he feels like he’s owed a relationship

didn’t think i could have more reasons to hate thanos and YET

that’s exactly what it is.

Thanos is the ultimate incel

Thanos is so jealous of Deadpool and Death’s love affair that he curses Deadpool with immortality so that they can never be together.

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africanaquarian:
“ inshala37:
“Beautiful specimen
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It’s Ms. Washimi
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africanaquarian:

inshala37:

Beautiful specimen

It’s Ms. Washimi

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hawkscape:
“So much for the ‘rogue pearl’
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hawkscape:

So much for the ‘rogue pearl’

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babasmashbrog:

nintendo news people are paying attention to: nintendo online details are shown and it being confirmed “confirms” a leak that confirms that spyro and crash are gonna be in smash bros also five nights at freddies on the switch

good nintendo news people should pay attention to:

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@pembrokewkorgi

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