Silver Tongue

May 20

Anonymous asked: oh god a 100 year long game of cat and mouse sounds terrifying and Extremely Good

insertdisc5:

after a while its just Home Alone

calamity ganon opens a door and gets hit with paint cans

todaysbird:

vagabonds-and-troubadours:

the-great-decline:

jaybarou:

owlygem:

gotherfather:

gotherfather:

gotherfather:

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him

human brain: bear will kill you

monkey brain: hehe fluffie

*monkey brain: bear will kill you

Human brain: hehe fluffie

Did they stutter?

science: bear will kill you
human & monkey brain in unison: hehe fluffyyy

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[video]

buzinpoison:

adora detected

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shamcool:

“This victory, this final sacrifice, has always been the destiny of Davepeta, as they have sensed from the moment they were created. And to die on this day, in this way, has always been the destiny of Lord English.”

Please reblog! Likes are nice but don’t do anything!

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probablybadrpgideas:

the-drunk-game-master:

probablybadrpgideas:

generic-goblin:

robanilla:

probablybadrpgideas:

The party is all half human  half other races looking for their shared human parent.

Change your url op

Human Bard when he sees his gaggle of bastards stumbling into the tavern:

I actually loved this so much I’m running it as a one-shot tomorrow. Unfortunately don’t have access to the twitter or would live tweet - Mod Paper

You should watch “the rediculous six” either to get some ideas of what to do, or what to avoid so no one thinks you’re copying Adam Sandler.

(six different guys have the same father, go on a quest to clear his name and find him)

Ah the worst RPG idea: watch an Adam Sandler movie

bedeviled-dotty:

How they met…

[There will be 10 pages total for this sequence, I’ll be uploading them as a set as I finish each page and reblogging whenever a new page is added, much like the intro comic was done]

szkis:

everyone is this orange or yellow

its cheese. end of story

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hellsite-yano asked: coco bandicoot isn't all that :/

demilypyro:

who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?

fixed it

+ however long he spent working as a carpenter, getting married, leading a resistance, etc

yeah that all happened during the ten year period between landing in faeruun and beating the hunger. Though through taakos backstory, we know that taakos cooking show was ended 4 or 5 years prior to events of taz and we know from stolen century that it was shortly after a year that lucrecia voided everything and put them in their new homes. So that means that the whole carpenters apprentice, revolution, falling in love and getting married and the destruction of ravens roost happened in a 3-4 year period since taako did go to ravens roost at least once during his cooking show.