Silver Tongue

May 20

starteas:

im-not-a-crack-pot:

starteas:

tomatomagica:

basic anime girl: *sigh* i’m not as pretty as my sister (｡•́ ‸ •̀｡)

her sister: *has the exact same face and body*

her sister has the exact same face and body but she’s got huge badonkadonks. I mean huge whooperproperdrs.

Just say boobs you dumbfuck asshole

i mean huge wampeedamberfuckalongas

(via demilypyro)

Something I just realized

Magnus was 32 as of the suffering games. That means he was 22, physically, when they entered the suffering game. Think about it, this kid whose barely old enough to drink successfully joined an inter-dimensional exploration crew as the chief security officer, able to fend off an all consuming force of destruction for 100 years while still being 22

grumpquoteoftheday:

Place your bets now folks! Will Arin eat face paint this episode?!

absolutely. anyone who says otherwise is a goddamn idiot

wallaceandlemay:

deadpoolsbottombitch:

zelys:

lgbt-i-guess:

critical-elise:

pinktelevision:

raptors-n-foxes:

This is Peter Parker 

As you can see, there are no visible scars on his chest and he has an obvious bulge in his pants.

Yet, somehow, you people still believe he is canonically trans despite him having/not having the two things a FtM would/wouldn’t have?

What other bullshit claims do you idiots have that support this trans theory that somehow miraculously make the above images obsolete?

Op’s mad trans people are having fun and he isn’t

-packer

-im sure there are ways to hide scars? esp considering he has SUPER HEALING?

op be like “i can get past a human getting superpowers by being bitten by a spider but trans men? unrealistic”

He’s been in literal explosions and had cars thrown on him and doesn’t scar, but yeah op’s right i’m sure a mastectomy would be just too much for those darn healing powers 🙄

okay what did I miss this time

people headcanon MCU spiderman as being trans. OP is claiming hes not because he doesnt have scars from top surgery. People remind OP that peters been through car crashes, explosions and collapsing buildings and his wounds healed without scarring thanks to super spider healing. also OP was being a dick and acting like in a world of aliens, super powers, universe altering artifacts and gods, that a trans person existing is too unrealistic

(via deslaore-deactivated20220705)

filibusterfrog:

ANOTHER disease

gmae theory

gearholder:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

breaking bad is western death note………

i wrote this as a shitpost but

• MC starts committing crimes with (relatively) moral reasons, commits more and more evil acts with increasing callousness as plot continues
  
• MC kills numerous people to protect his secret identity and/or family
  
• MC’s wife becomes accomplice
  
• MC stays anonymous, while his pseudonym becomes famous
  
• MC has prominent family member in the police force who eventually dies because of MC’s actions
  
• MC has access to police information through said family member
  
• MC at one point works for the antagonist, at the same time plotting their death
  
• MC’s wife escapes punishment
• MC dies alone from gunshot wound in abandoned building while police approaches

…when did you watch Death Note?

(via demilypyro)

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calladraws101:

Complain

deadpoolsbottombitch:

zelys:

lgbt-i-guess:

critical-elise:

pinktelevision:

raptors-n-foxes:

This is Peter Parker 

As you can see, there are no visible scars on his chest and he has an obvious bulge in his pants.

Yet, somehow, you people still believe he is canonically trans despite him having/not having the two things a FtM would/wouldn’t have?

What other bullshit claims do you idiots have that support this trans theory that somehow miraculously make the above images obsolete?

Op’s mad trans people are having fun and he isn’t

-packer

-im sure there are ways to hide scars? esp considering he has SUPER HEALING?

op be like “i can get past a human getting superpowers by being bitten by a spider but trans men? unrealistic”

He’s been in literal explosions and had cars thrown on him and doesn’t scar, but yeah op’s right i’m sure a mastectomy would be just too much for those darn healing powers 🙄

(via demilypyro)

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