Silver Tongue

Sep 10

millennial-review:

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Nothing better than stealing from rich people.

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im-simmin:

papasmoke:

papasmoke:

as an ex-catholic it’s very funny to see ‘catholic convert’ in people’s bios it’s akin to running out of a burning skyscraper and passing someone heading on up to the top floor

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Tumblr needs more minigames like this. Way better than “previous tags”

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papasmoke:

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Hello there tumblr user viewing the original version of this post, before you proselytize the virtues of catholicism to a stranger on the internet who very clearly wants nothing to do with the denomination, consider that for every word you type a teaspoon of nerve gas is released into your room.

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writerlyn:

thewritingumbrellas:

Writing advice from my uni teachers:

This is legit good writing advice, especially the first bullet point! In playwriting class we did a bit where every bit of dialogue had to be an accusatory question and it was glorious.

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Anonymous asked:

your parents must be disappointed in you

silver-tongues-blog:

you know whose parents arent disappointed in me? yours after i finished fucking them

silver-tongues-blog:

silver-tongues-blog:

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my being a clown is completely unrelated to my fucking of their mom and dad. Their parents honked my honk all night

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oh! guess they couldnt handle the sound of my bike horn and balloon animals in their parents bedroom

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badgersprite:

The Bible makes a lot more sense when you realise they took out the part where the whole reason the Devil became a bad guy and tempted Eve with the apple was because Satan was traumatised as a child when God trained three evil apples to push the Devil’s parents off a cliff

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silver-tongues-blog:

I hate people who make villains have villain names and introduce them in a way that makes them the obvious villain.

Like:

Scientist: Ah, welcome protagonist. I am scientist and this is my assistant, Evil Von Orphanmaker. He used to work with your deceased parents before their super secret project went missing. Now he’s helping me test my super human formula.

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girlwiththegreenhat:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

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