Silver Tongue

May 19

suoraiste:

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They come, they crime, they leave

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sighinastorm:

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presbyteriansideblog:

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I could be wrong but what’s interesting to me personally is that Elijah wasnt just mad, he was scared for his life cuz there was a queen who wanted him dead so Elijah ran and told God he wanted to die because he was in such anguish

But God is so good and He always knows what we need!

Notice too that he didn’t even give Elijah some encouraging words to comfort him.  He just told him to eat.  Sometimes just being there and making sure someone gets through their anguish is enough.

AND THUS SPOKE THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE

“Why don’t you have a some food and maybe you’ll feel better.“

And God said, “Have a Snickers.”

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And Elijah inquired of the Lord, asking “Why?” and the Lord replied, “Because thou doth lament greatly when thou art hungry”.

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Thus Elijah took and he ate of the confection, finding it to be exceedingly satisfying.

The Lord then asked, “Art thou better?”, and Elijah replied, “Indeed Lord, I am better”. Then the Lord further advised Elijah, saying unto him, “Thou art not thineself when thou art hungry”.

quality religious jokes, people

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yongddun-ie:

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homo-sex-shoe-whale:

I find it so funny how us lesbians just full on claimed Thor and Hozier. They’re ours now.

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🌈❤️Here we go LeSbiaNs!!! ❤️🌈

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b3ck17:

Yeah, a bunch of people have already posted this but have you seen it from THIS ANGLE?

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Bonus:

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ancient-rome-au:

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ancient-rome-au:

I know we’re all tired of the “man proudly holding fish he caught” genre of profile picture on dating apps & sites, but I think we’re just going to have to accept that fishbros aren’t going to stop because they’ve been doing it for millennia

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Yes, but whatever happened to the ‘holding fish he just caught, while heroically nude? You’d think that dating sites would be all about heroic nudity, but noooooo….

I feel like there’s an argument that shirtless pics are the modern version of heroic nudity, adjusted for our stronger nudity taboo.

finally, some good discourse on this post

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hypeswap:

hypeswap:

when u dont like ur art take a deep breath and remember u created it from nothing, like a god

the amount of people who try to twist this post into something negative!! face the facts!! you are a powerful being

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you know what i just remembered? Merle insisted he needed to be shirtless to parlay. Now, playing chess with john completely shirtless for 50 cycles is funny in of itself. BUT think about how john learned how to parlay. Do you think john realized he didnt need to be shirtless? do you think in johns last moments of self awareness when talking to merle he wore no shirt?

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