Silver Tongue

May 07

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crescentmoondemon:

So I did an egg hunt at my place of work this morning. I don’t mean like I hid a couple dozen eggs and people rolled their eyes like “hey isn’t this a bit childish?”

I mean I got an entire staff of some 30 surgery, kennel, vet techs and receptionists to go absolutely wild running around our facility looking for 200+ colorful plastic eggs full of chocolate and sour patch bunnies and one golden egg with $10 in it

Like one person riding on another person’s shoulders to look on top of the high stacked kennels and using leashes as lassos

There was screaming and wild giggling and I’ve never seen so many grown ass women grinning and running around like kids in my life it was the greatest.

Apparently I am now the morale officer of my workplace but my boss (who somehow wound up covered in glitter at the end of the day despite literally none of the eggs having glitter on them) now knows me as

The Harbinger of Chaos

that sounds FANTASTIC

(via chess-and-snickers-deactivated2)

mirthandir:

proxypunch:

mythroathurtsfromscreaming:

When I think I look fly at home, then go out and feel self conscious:


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Is that Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

Why I reckon that is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? the same Dimmsdale Dimmadome where theyre showing crash nebula?

(via newbarrk)

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May 06

xspiritofthemapleleaf:

xspiritofthemapleleaf:

If you ever think your 12 year old self was an idiot just remember this: 

one time when I was in seventh grade I decided to walk home from the community center without wearing any shoes. But it was like 98 degrees outside, so obviously the pavement was hot as balls, but I stubbornly continued to walk home barefoot. Long story short I got second degree burns from the pavement and painful blisters on every part of my feet. When I had to explain to my parents why hell I walked home barefoot I told them that my shoes were hurting my feet. I ended up going to go see doctors, and I wore inserts in my shoes for three years. My parents even considered surgery to fix my feet so that they wouldn’t hurt. 

I never had the courage to tell them that the reason why I walked barefoot that one day was not because my feet hurt, but because, being an avid fan of Avatar: The Last Airbender, I had wanted fucking callouses on my feet like Toph

Holy shit let this die

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

one time i got mugged and that’s the day i realized there are just too many actually bad people in the world for any of us to be worried about furries. oh no they wanna be a wolf and date a lemur……. cool did they mug you? no? why are you concerned it’s not your business

like we could die any day. just get murdered. just get hit by a car. just fall out of bed the wrong way and you want to make ur stand against someone who dresses up as a large cat I just don’t have the energy to waste

(via chefpyro)

(Source: catchymemes, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

memeufacturing:
“ yukiomishemo:
“ these are my predictions for how the right wing will evolve in 2014
”
we were warned. we didn’t listen. but we were warned
”

memeufacturing:

yukiomishemo:

these are my predictions for how the right wing will evolve in 2014

we were warned. we didn’t listen. but we were warned

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

togidemicomics:
“it’s no longer 4/13 but homestuck never dies
”

togidemicomics:

it’s no longer 4/13 but homestuck never dies

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)