Silver Tongue

May 18

xenosagaepisodeone:

xenosagaepisodeone:

how do people get excited over new consoles. whenever i hear about new console news i just think “oh god, another few hundred dollar thing I’m expected to shell out money on if i want to maintain relevant interest in the video games.”. video game libraries feel like they’re shrinking with every new gen because of how many games are just ports/hd remasters/available on literally every platform.

“but we need to facilitate better graphics and frame rates”. no. you’re wrong. every video game should just look like Dog’s Life for the PS2

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comtessedebussy:

ufo-the-truth-is-out-there:

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Timelapse of Europa & Io orbiting Jupiter, shot from Cassini during its flyby of Jupiter

Guys. Guys. Look at how high-definition this is. LOOK AT IT. This isn’t a movie. This isn’t CGI. This is OUR FUCKING SOLAR SYSTEM.

A;LSKJFA;WFEW

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thebibliosphere:

When I was a kid, I would only eat the yolk from an egg. Didn’t matter if it was boiled, fried, poached or deviled, the yolk was all I wanted.

My reason for this was “the white makes me feel sick”/“it hurts my tummy”. And everyone did what most folk do when kids say such things, they roll their eyes and call you a fussy eater and complain to anyone who will listen about how hard your child is to feed.

They won’t eat sandwich meat, they won’t eat minced beef, they won’t eat nuts, they won’t eat tomatoes, they won’t eat pasta, they won’t eat fish or spinach, they barely eat fruits and ugh you should see the tantrum they kick up when you try to give them yogurt for a healthy snack. And get this, they will only eat the yolk from eggs. What an annoying kid, right?

So, anyway, as it turns out egg whites are high in histamine while egg yolks are not. Everything I listed up there, is actually high in histamine or is histamine releasing and as someone who just found out after 20+ years of abject misery and several near misses with anaphylaxis that they have histamine intolerance disorder/possible MCAS, I feel really fucking validated about childhood me being a fussy eater.

So uh, pro tip to parents, while there is every chance your kid genuinely is a fussy eater, please also consider that there may also be something at play going on and they’re not just doing it to personally piss you off. Whether it’s a food allergy, intolerance, sensory/texture issues or an issue as insidious and hard to detect as mine, please don’t assume your child is just being difficult for funsies. And please don’t force them to eat something they say makes them feel sick. There’s probably a valid reason, and it warrants investigation rather just assuming your kid exists to tick you off.

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ironmanstan:

biallmeans:

ironmanstan:

tony stark didnt die until he was canonically established as spidermans father figure

The Parker curse

jake gyllenhaal: ive got you now, spider man! this is where you meet your end!

peter: youre like a father to me

jake gyllenhaal dying on the spot: what the fuck

Any of Peters father figures: I don’t feel so good

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randomingoftherandomness:

enjoloras:

Did I ever tell you guys the story about how my ex-boyfriend nearly became the first person to die in a duel in England in over 100 years whilst duelling my then-boyfriend??

OP Please do tell

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ceabu:
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ceabu:

lol

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moonpaw:

this is a milk hate blog 

It’s okay, you can just admit you’re short

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teetywooo:

butchkurama:

deepspacepirate:

lastoneout:

lastoneout:

I have never watch or read any of the Moomin media but why does that little one with the bun look like they’re up to no good

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Theres mischief in those eyes….

That’s because she is

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Little My to her adoptive family: yes I pick poison mushrooms. yes I do it on purpose. no I cannot be stopped

and she isnt even a kid. shes older than snufkin. she is just a very chaotic little woman and everybody like. lets her get away with it

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Anonymous asked: if youre players are a necromancer, make their thralls unionize

probablybadrpgideas:

I have had players become the in-universe marx and engels - Mod Paper