*me, owning a strange boutique housegoods/book store selling a variety of mystic, occult objects but no one realizes I live there, this is literally my living room*
How much for this stick I can shake at God?
10 bucks
can i get these three backscratchers with a bundle discount
15% discount for 3 or more
How bout this book? I think it’s look cool with a cosplay I’m planning
40 bucks but never attempt to read or open it
How much is the doll?
Oh that? Just take it. Take it far far away and do not allow it to return
How about this?
$29.99. Just be careful not to leave the candles burning at night, the gremlin comes alive and likes to wander around and go through your stuff
Hey this chair looks cool, how much?
the chair chooses its owner. sit down and see if it likes you
my favorite thing about the disc horse this addition has sparked is learning that people who get off on pedophillic content act SO oppressed that they think this is a legitimate violent threat. y’all are freaks. shut the fuck up
afanofalltrades asked: (( Ursus is a pun too. Cuz they have bear hands. Raine is a blue pun I guess. Don't know what Fran is a pun of since we haven't seen their monster quirk yet.))
