Silver Tongue

Oct 22

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sasukesplug:

amorouscottage:

a little grey and white rat with a pink nose, pink tail, and pink little feet, sits on a cream mushroom with brown spots, which is shaped kind of like a flower! we can see woodland in the background.

@rslashrats

(via revscarecrow)

Oct 21

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

lmao the new smash patch consists entirely of steve-related bug fixes (no surprise there) with the exception of them altering his victory animation to remove the steak so it no longer looks like he’s whipping his meat out

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this is what censorship looks like

(via demon-space-boi)

tricornking:

shirecorn:

hamstercatapult:

dracophile:

xelayxes:

xelayxes:

dankmemeuniversity:

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@matzahball

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

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I have drawn him….
The High Geologist

See, it’s content like this that keeps me here on Tumblr, you can’t get quality shitposting like this on like, Twitter or Instagram

(via nofacednerd)

crinkgumpy:

even aoc gets it

(via aroacedavestrider)

calh0un:

portaltwo:

portaltwo:

i cant stop fucking laughing at the mike nbreaking bad funko pop im gonna pass out 

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god

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(via rockboci)

Anonymous asked:

hey just a heads up! you probably shouldn’t call yourself indian if you aren’t indigenous :)!

decaygirl-deactivated20210101:

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clonesrightsactivist:

Padawans in the Jedi Temple: “Sometimes if you put your ear on the councilroom door you can maybe hear one of the Jedi Masters on the council raise their voice!”

Acolytes in the Sith Academy: *with their ear pressed against the wall* “Quiet down! I think I just heard Lord Kallig smash Darth Thanaton against a wall! Everyone, place your bets on who’s going to be leaving the chambers in a body bag this time around.”

(via rockboci)

i-restuff:

TRAILER!!!!!!!

(via ryukodragon)

sixpenceee:
“ This is what happens when a cat touches a plasma ball.
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sixpenceee:

This is what happens when a cat touches a plasma ball.                           

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(Source: sixpenceee, via starlightshore)