Silver Tongue

May 04

r8xylalonde:
“hey there demons, its ya girls
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r8xylalonde:

hey there demons, its ya girls

(Source: plastic-knife, via homestuck-betakids)

sauwuron:

verymaedhros:

sauwuron:

yeah you’ve grown all your wisdom teeth but what about your strength teeth? your charisma teeth? your

Charisma teeth are the fangs

this is the single most terrifying reply to any of my posts i have ever received

(Source: gayarsonist, via robustquestioner)

dudegoback:
“Hmm..
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dudegoback:

Hmm..

(via mbulteau)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

boss-hoody:

Y’all out here bitching and moaning about Momo’s revealing costume and I haven’t see a single word about THIS crazy thot ONCE

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mamoru:

explanatorypower:

quite-quirksome:

mamoru:

good homeopathy: i use lavender because it smells nice and helps me sleep

bad homeopathy: i use lavender and it smells so nice that i stop getting vaccinated

good homeopathy: increasing fruit and green leafy vegetables in my child’s diet might help them beat leukemia

bad homeopathy: chemotherapy drugs are full of toxic chemicals so I’m gonna cleanse my child with this tea for 2 weeks

Yall sound like elitist assholes who spend more time judging people they dont know than they do researching substances

I am terminally ill and venting about salespeople that try to scam me and my friends at medical conventions but go off

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

ruinedchildhood:
“wolfsummer:
“largebluepanda:
“ spongebobsquarepants:
“ killmongersaidheyauntie:
“ spongebobsquarepants:
“ tonibraxtons3rdbankruptcy:
“ suzyycarmichaelll:
“ vinebox:
“ spongebobsquarepants:
“ vinebox:
“ spongebobsquarepants:
“Mood
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ruinedchildhood:

wolfsummer:

largebluepanda:

spongebobsquarepants:

killmongersaidheyauntie:

spongebobsquarepants:

tonibraxtons3rdbankruptcy:

suzyycarmichaelll:

vinebox:

spongebobsquarepants:

vinebox:

spongebobsquarepants:

Mood

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I gotta be the only one that loves oatmeal raisin

Yeah, they bout good as shit.

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Oatmeal raisin is the best kind

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I will gladly die in defense of the oatmeal raisin cookie

listen, listen… the true alpha answer is oatmeal chocolate chip cookies

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(Source: moodbig, via newbarrk)

incorrectfmaquotes:

Havoc: What are you reading?

Roy: A book of things I love.

Havoc: Colonel, that’s just a photo album of Hawkeye.

Roy: Oh, what a coincidence.

cipheramnesia:

thelibrarina:

squeeful:

zarekthelordofthefries:

acceptableduraz:

zarekthelordofthefries:

Not to critique evolution, but I would think orange and black stripes wouldn’t be as good for camouflage in a forest as, say, green and black would.

It turns out a lot of animals can’t see the difference between orange and green!  Elephants, for instance, have dichromatic vision (two types of cones, rather than three like most humans.) 

Check out this diagram from ResearchGate.  It deals with the color vision of horses, who are also generally dichromatic.  (I think, though I’m not sure, that zebras would have the same color vision as horses.)  See how orange and green look to them?

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Not to critique evolution but I think prey animals should be better at telling when their predator is dressed like a traffic cone.

It doesn’t matter what zebras see, because tigers are not native to Africa and do not naturally hunt zebra.  Tigers are Asian and mostly hunt animals like deer, elk, and buffalo.  These aren’t animals with great color vision.  They don’t need to have it because they don’t eat fruit and so don’t need to know when the berry is ripe vs when it’s not.  Good color vision is too expensive to have if you don’t need it.  Deer put their vision stats in a wide field of vision that is sensitive to motion, low light capabilities, and possibly seeing UV light.  They don’t have great color and lack a lot of acuity, but have a great sense of smell and good hearing.  That’s way more useful if you’re prey.  Deer see well in the blue end of the color spectrum and less well in the red.  This makes sense because deer are most active in the dawn and dusk periods, when there is more blue in the light.  Tigers are taking advantage of deer eyesight by being orange.

We see tigers are being obviously colored because tigers are fruit colored to our tree ape brains.

I don’t know what the best part of this is: implying that deer chose their attributes on a character sheet, or the fact that we get to see tiger colors because they look like a snack.

apparently the whole range of human experience is loosely based on snacks

(via moonpaw)

sapphireswimming:

ubercharge:

siketreeker:

showerthoughtsofficial:

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone

They know that the bird feeder isn’t meant for them

(Source: reddit.com, via chess-and-snickers-deactivated2)